Match Report

	(1) 2	-	(9) 20
Grays Athletic				Red Moggy Town
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Steven Bergwijn 9 (pen), 67		Bill Board 12, 45, 56, 64 Fletcher Bisceps 16, 23, 31, 48, 68 Ben Crobbery 20, 34, 52, 60, 75, 79, 82 Peter Pantz 27 Dan Druff 38, 71 Kent Cook 87

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 2 4
32	Possession	68
5	Shots	21
18	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	9
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	H.Voor		47
2	S.Reguilon		0
3	E.Dier		0
4	T.Alderweireld	(90) (80)	48
5	S.Aurier		46
6	G.Bale		0
7	G.Lo Celso		0
8	L.Moura		46
9	D.Alli		46
10	S.Bergwijn		48
11	C.Vinicius		0
12	H.Lloris		0
13	J.Rodon	(90)	46
14	H.Kane		0
15	H.Son		0
16	P.Hojbjerg		0

1	X.Breath		70
2	D.Lect		84
3	D.Geruss		80
4	N.Ovtime		83
5	T.Vision	(90)	47
6	F.Bisceps		82
7	P.Pantz		90
8	B.Board		93
9	B.Crobbery		93
10	K.Cook		90
11	D.Druff		48
12	B.Weiser		0
13	L.DeHand		0
14	L.Sirr		0
15	L.Stooth		0
16	X.Money		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Xavier Breath	blasted a penalty into row z
9 mins	Steven Bergwijn	after ref awarded a penalty
12 mins	Bill Board	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
16 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
16 mins	Grays Athletic	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
20 mins	Ben Crobbery	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
20 mins	Grays Athletic	changed from Attacking to Defensive
23 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a strike from the left wing
27 mins	Peter Pantz	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
31 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
34 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
38 mins	Dan Druff	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
42 mins	Xavier Breath	blasted a penalty into row z
45 mins	Bill Board	with a belter from his own half
48 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a strike from the left wing
52 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
56 mins	Bill Board	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
60 mins	Ben Crobbery	from a throw in
64 mins	Bill Board	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
67 mins	Steven Bergwijn	with a great chip from the left wing
68 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a dink right on the goal line
71 mins	Dan Druff	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
75 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a great chip from the left wing
79 mins	Ben Crobbery	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
80 mins	Toby Alderweireld	Annoying the referee
82 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a spectacular bicycle kick
87 mins	Kent Cook	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
90 mins	Telly Vision	Obstruction
90 mins	Toby Alderweireld	A mild concussion

Match Report

Promotion looks more and more likely for Red Moggy Town after this resounding 20 - 2 win over Grays Athletic.
Pedro Peters must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
Grays Athletic's possession game was so bad they'd fair better if they turned the pitch into a giant pinball machine.
Where did Grays Athletic get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
After today Pedro Peters cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Red Moggy Town's Xavier Breath couldn't hit a donkey's arse with a banjo from two feet. Why he thinks he can hit a goal net from the penalty spot is a mystery. In short, he missed a penalty.
"The thing about this game," offered boss Pedro Peters, "is even when you're dead, you must never allow yourself just to lie down and be buried. Judging by that performance, we brought our own spades."
The vet added insult to injury when he arrived with a slobbering Labrador who licked all the players and slapped the club with a £1,000 bill for lab tests.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Normal

Hard Pitch