Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(11) 25
We Play Like Girls				Grays Athletic
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
		Carlos Vinicius 6, 15, 18, 23, 26, 32 (pen), 37, 40, 46, 60 Dele Alli 9, 57 Serge Aurier 29 Lucas Moura 34 (pen), 49, 75 Gareth Bale 54 Harry Kane 63 (pen), 66, 69, 77, 83, 86, 89 Toby Alderweireld 80

Match Statistics

5 4 1 Attacking	Formation	4 5 1
31	Possession	69
7	Shots	26
12	Fouls	15
1	Yellow Cards	3
1	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	7
Continental	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 8002		30
2	P.Name 8003	(33,62)	32
3	P.Name 8006		0
4	P.Name 8012		41
5	P.Name 8011		0
6	P.Name 8013		30
7	P.Name 8016		28
8	P.Name 8017		0
9	P.Name 8018		28
10	P.Name 8010		33
11	P.Name 8014		29
12	P.Name 8007		0
13	P.Name 8004		0
14	P.Name 8001		0
15	P.Name 8015		0
16	P.Name 8009		0

1	H.Voor		47
2	S.Reguilon	(51)	48
3	E.Dier	(25)	48
4	T.Alderweireld		48
5	S.Aurier	(77)	46
6	G.Bale		47
7	G.Lo Celso		47
8	L.Moura		46
9	D.Alli		46
10	S.Bergwijn		48
11	C.Vinicius	(62)	45
12	H.Lloris		0
13	J.Rodon		0
14	H.Kane	(62)	47
15	H.Son		0
16	P.Hojbjerg		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Carlos Vinicius	blasted a penalty into row z
6 mins	Carlos Vinicius	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
9 mins	Dele Alli	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
15 mins	Carlos Vinicius	from a goal kick
18 mins	Carlos Vinicius	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
23 mins	Carlos Vinicius	with a belter from the halfway line
25 mins	Eric Dier	Shirt pulling
26 mins	Carlos Vinicius	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
29 mins	Serge Aurier	with a flick on
32 mins	Carlos Vinicius	after ref awarded a penalty
33 mins	Player Name 8003	Faking injury
34 mins	Lucas Moura	after ref awarded a penalty
37 mins	Carlos Vinicius	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
40 mins	Carlos Vinicius	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
43 mins	Carlos Vinicius	scuffed a penalty
46 mins	Carlos Vinicius	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
49 mins	Lucas Moura	with a belter from the halfway line
51 mins	Sergio Reguilon	Time wasting
51 mins	Gareth Bale	blasted a penalty into row z
54 mins	Gareth Bale	with a thunderous shot from distance
57 mins	Dele Alli	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
60 mins	Carlos Vinicius	from the dressing room
62 mins	Player Name 8003	Squabbling
62 mins	Carlos Vinicius	A mild concussion
63 mins	Harry Kane	after ref awarded a penalty
66 mins	Harry Kane	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
69 mins	Harry Kane	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
71 mins	Player Name 8018	scuffed a penalty
72 mins	Lucas Moura	scuffed a penalty
75 mins	Lucas Moura	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
77 mins	Serge Aurier	Shirt pulling
77 mins	Harry Kane	with a powerful header into the top corner
80 mins	Toby Alderweireld	from a free kick
83 mins	Harry Kane	from a corner
86 mins	Harry Kane	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
89 mins	Harry Kane	after a pigeon distracted the keeper

Match Report

This isn't how the season was supposed to go. No one chooses to lose, but playing like this they don't look good enough to win. There's usually only one outcome for teams unable to win. Relegation surely beckons.
Grays Athletic's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
Grays Athletic had so much of the ball, We Play Like Girls asked the ref to stop the game and check their was only one ball on the pitch.
Harry Kane was the Grays Athletic's Midas - everything he hit turned to goals, bagging 7 for himself.
The We Play Like Girls's defence will at least go home clean, they slid in for no tackles, the opposition's forwards went clean past them and even hung them out to dry!
The boss is meant to shape his team, We Play Like Girls manager Andrea Passanante does. But 5 4 1 Attacking is not the best shape for them.
Underfire We Play Like Girls manager Andrea Passanante explained: "Their keeper played very well and it was not the best pitch, but I am not making excuses."
Even if We Play Like Girls were old folks in disguise, they'd probably have faired better at the hands of the rampant Grays Athletic scoring machine.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Windy

Muddy Pitch