Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(12) 26
FC dodo				Albania
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Player Name 81759 15, 30 Mike Rohsopht 57, 87		Jose Frayed 3, 6, 10, 13, 16, 22, 29, 45, 48, 51, 58, 61, 64, 71, 74, 78, 84, 87 Buster Cherry 19, 54, 90 Fletcher Bisceps 26 Chanda Lear 35 Stu Pitt 41, 68 Brice Tagg 81 (pen)

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	4 1 4 1
37	Possession	63
9	Shots	26
18	Fouls	7
5	Yellow Cards	1
2	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Nutter	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 81740		33
2	P.Name 81743		0
3	P.Name 81749	(27)	36
4	B.Arrow	(27)	45
5	P.Name 81751	(64)	30
6	B.Cherry		0
7	P.Name 81750	(40,83)	33
8	P.Name 81753	(12,51)	30
9	M.Rohsopht		48
10	P.Name 81759		32
11	L.Nover		0
12	P.Name 81758		0
13	P.Name 81754		0
14	P.Name 81741		0
15	P.Name 81757		0
16	P.Name 81756		0

1	B.Tagg		65
2	M.Well	(12)	65
3	H.Fire		76
4	J.Nasium		47
5	R.Sance	(59)	44
6	F.Bisceps		79
7	B.Cherry		81
8	M.DeLawn		45
9	C.Lear		56
10	W.Deer		44
11	J.Frayed		73
12	L.Lyde		0
13	A.Meway	(74) (12)	46
14	T.Burr		0
15	F.Furter		0
16	C.Needzit	(74)	44


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Jose Frayed	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
6 mins	Jose Frayed	with a dink right on the goal line
10 mins	Jose Frayed	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
12 mins	Player Name 81753	Indecent exposure
12 mins	Midas Well	A broken arm
13 mins	Jose Frayed	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
15 mins	Player Name 81759	with a brave flying header
16 mins	Jose Frayed	with a lovely move from the right wing
19 mins	Buster Cherry	with a great volley from 10 yards out
22 mins	Jose Frayed	with a brave flying header
26 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a belter from his own half
27 mins	Player Name 81749	Fighting with fans
27 mins	Bowen Arrow	Fighting with fans
29 mins	Jose Frayed	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
30 mins	Player Name 81759	from a free kick
32 mins	Brice Tagg	blasted a penalty into row z
35 mins	Chanda Lear	from a goal kick
38 mins	Brice Tagg	blasted a penalty into row z
40 mins	Player Name 81750	Annoying the referee
41 mins	Stu Pitt	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
44 mins	Mike Rohsopht	blasted a penalty into row z
45 mins	Jose Frayed	with a flick on
48 mins	Jose Frayed	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
51 mins	Player Name 81753	Annoying the referee
51 mins	Jose Frayed	with a lovely move from the right wing
54 mins	Buster Cherry	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
57 mins	Mike Rohsopht	with a dink right on the goal line
58 mins	Jose Frayed	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
59 mins	Renee Sance	Time wasting
61 mins	Jose Frayed	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
64 mins	Player Name 81751	Squabbling
64 mins	Jose Frayed	with a belter from the halfway line
68 mins	Stu Pitt	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
71 mins	Jose Frayed	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
72 mins	Mike Rohsopht	blasted a penalty into row z
74 mins	Adam Meway	A broken finger
74 mins	Jose Frayed	with a strike from the left wing
78 mins	Jose Frayed	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
81 mins	Brice Tagg	after ref awarded a penalty
83 mins	Player Name 81750	Repeated fouling
84 mins	Jose Frayed	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
87 mins	Mike Rohsopht	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
87 mins	Jose Frayed	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
90 mins	Buster Cherry	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area

Match Report

This isn't how the season was supposed to go. No one chooses to lose, but playing like this they don't look good enough to win. There's usually only one outcome for teams unable to win. Relegation surely beckons.
Erind Pjetri, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
FC dodo's Lee Nover missed the match because his alarm clock was broken. It woke him up at the usual time and he turned it off with a hammer.
FC dodo's keeper, Player Name 81740, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in.
FC dodo's attackers were doing their best impressions of a incompetent detective. They looked clueless.
Player Name 81749 and Bowen Arrow picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Simon Pieman would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Simon Pieman stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, FC dodo's Dogukan Ozturk is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 3 4 3 formation.
"We ended up playing football, and that's not our style," claimed the frustrated FC dodo boss after his side's defeat. "It's a result that's really thrown a spanner in the fire."
Apparently after this whitewash striker Player Name 81759 told the boss he'd be a great idea for strengthening the side. 'When are you leaving?' asked the manager.

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Simon Pieman

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