Match Report

	(4) 8	-	(14) 28
We Play Like Girls				EnFuZeD Aaron
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Player Name 8016 10, 21, 43, 54, 64 Player Name 8017 32, 75 Player Name 8010 86		Sheri Cola 2, 6, 12, 15, 22, 25, 31, 41, 44, 47, 54, 57, 63, 66, 73, 76, 79, 86 Winnie Dipoo 9, 60 Tim Burr 18, 28, 69, 89 Chad Terbocks 35 (pen) Stan Dup 38, 82 Andy Gravity 50

Match Statistics

5 4 1 Attacking	Formation	2 5 3
45	Possession	55
11	Shots	28
12	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	4
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 8002		30
2	P.Name 8003	(90)	32
3	P.Name 8006		31
4	P.Name 8012		41
5	P.Name 8011		0
6	P.Name 8013		30
7	P.Name 8016		28
8	P.Name 8017		40
9	P.Name 8018		0
10	P.Name 8010		33
11	P.Name 8014		29
12	P.Name 8007		0
13	P.Name 8004		0
14	P.Name 8001		0
15	P.Name 8015		0
16	P.Name 8009		0

1	C.Terbocks		71
2	A.Bomb		47
3	A.Gravity		89
4	O.Whackew		80
5	T.Burr		83
6	A.Nino		70
7	H.Seek		59
8	S.Down		47
9	W.Dipoo		80
10	S.Dup		61
11	S.Cola	(90)	46
12	B.Tagg		0
13	A.Kaholic		0
14	R.Meeblind		0
15	B.Cherry		0
16	B.Arrow		0


Time	Person	Description
2 mins	Sheri Cola	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
6 mins	Sheri Cola	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
9 mins	Winnie Dipoo	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
10 mins	Player Name 8016	with the hand of God
12 mins	Sheri Cola	with a flick on
15 mins	Sheri Cola	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
18 mins	Tim Burr	with a great chip from the left wing
21 mins	Player Name 8016	with a belter from his own half
22 mins	Sheri Cola	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
25 mins	Sheri Cola	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
28 mins	Tim Burr	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
31 mins	Sheri Cola	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
32 mins	Player Name 8017	with a powerful header into the top corner
35 mins	Chad Terbocks	after ref awarded a penalty
38 mins	Stan Dup	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
41 mins	Sheri Cola	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
43 mins	Player Name 8016	with a thunderous shot from distance
44 mins	Sheri Cola	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
47 mins	Sheri Cola	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
50 mins	Andy Gravity	from a throw in
54 mins	Player Name 8016	with a brave flying header
54 mins	Sheri Cola	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
57 mins	Sheri Cola	with a belter from his own half
60 mins	Winnie Dipoo	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
63 mins	Sheri Cola	from a throw in
64 mins	Player Name 8016	with the bumcheek of God
66 mins	Sheri Cola	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
69 mins	Tim Burr	with a strike from the left wing
73 mins	Sheri Cola	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
75 mins	Player Name 8017	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
76 mins	Sheri Cola	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
79 mins	Sheri Cola	with a belter from his own half
82 mins	Stan Dup	with the bumcheek of God
86 mins	Player Name 8010	with a flick on
86 mins	Sheri Cola	from a corner
89 mins	Tim Burr	with a thunderous shot from distance
90 mins	Player Name 8003	Scrapping
90 mins	Sheri Cola	Being drunk

Match Report

We Play Like Girls's season looks like it's in tatters after they came away empty-handed from this from this 28 - 8 defeat. Again.
With little sign of organisation from manager Andrea Passanante, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
Player Name 8018 didn't make an appearance because he got a new girlfriend and was caught in the throws of new love, if you know what we mean.
We Play Like Girls keeper Player Name 8002 was so bad it was his own team's fans who started the "you're rubbish" chant whenever he took a goal kick.
EnFuZeD Aaron's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
There are less suitable formations for We Play Like Girls's squad than 5 4 1 Attacking, but Andrea Passanante would be advised to ignore those too.
"We should have won," bawled Andrea Passanante after being outwitted by EnFuZeD Aaron's manager. "I didn't think it was possible to underestimate The One And Only but I managed it."
EnFuZeD Aaron looked dangerous with every foray into the We Play Like Girls half. Actually, that should read were dangerous seeing as the scored almost every time they caught sight of the We Play Like Girls goal.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

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