Match Report

	(6) 15	-	(5) 8
EnFuZeD Aaron				Albania
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Casey Needzit 4 (og) Winnie Dipoo 21, 43, 47, 52, 71, 75, 90 Adam Bomb 27 Al Kaholic 32 Tim Burr 37, 67 Al Nino 58 Chad Terbocks 62 (pen) Otto Whackew 86		Dinah Sore 9, 35, 52 Al Kaholic 17 Harrison Fire 26 Stu Pitt 43 Jose Frayed 69 Buster Cherry 84

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 1 4 1
61	Possession	39
15	Shots	10
6	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	C.Terbocks		70
2	A.Bomb		47
3	A.Gravity		82
4	A.Kaholic		74
5	B.Cherry	(75)	45
6	O.Whackew		80
7	T.Burr		81
8	A.Nino		71
9	H.Seek		59
10	S.Down		47
11	W.Dipoo		80
12	B.Arrow		0
13	R.Meeblind		0
14	S.Down		0
15	S.Dup		0
16	S.Cola		0

1	B.Tagg		60
2	H.Fire		75
3	R.Sance	(48)	44
4	J.Nasium		47
5	C.Needzit		44
6	B.Cherry		80
7	M.DeLawn		45
8	W.Deer		44
9	F.Furter		48
10	J.Frayed		53
11	D.Sore		46
12	M.Well		0
13	T.Burr		0
14	A.Meway		0
15	F.Bisceps		0
16	C.Lear		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Casey Needzit	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
9 mins	Chad Terbocks	scuffed a penalty
9 mins	Dinah Sore	with a dink right on the goal line
15 mins	Chad Terbocks	scuffed a penalty
17 mins	Al Kaholic	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
21 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a powerful header into the top corner
26 mins	Harrison Fire	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
27 mins	Adam Bomb	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
32 mins	Al Kaholic	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
35 mins	Dinah Sore	with a lovely move from the right wing
37 mins	Tim Burr	with a great chip from the left wing
43 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
43 mins	Stu Pitt	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
47 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
48 mins	Renee Sance	Interfering with an opponent
52 mins	Winnie Dipoo	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
52 mins	Dinah Sore	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
58 mins	Al Nino	from a throw in
61 mins	Brice Tagg	scuffed a penalty
62 mins	Chad Terbocks	after ref awarded a penalty
67 mins	Tim Burr	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
69 mins	Jose Frayed	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
71 mins	Winnie Dipoo	from a corner
75 mins	Buster Cherry	Dangerous tackling
75 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
77 mins	Brice Tagg	scuffed a penalty
80 mins	Chad Terbocks	scuffed a penalty
84 mins	Buster Cherry	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
86 mins	Otto Whackew	from a free kick
90 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a stunning effort that went in off the post

Match Report

The groundsmen are going to be working overtime to repair the penalty areas after EnFuZeD Aaron barely left them for the duration of this 15 - 8 massacre of Albania.
Today EnFuZeD Aaron's defence were as hard to pass as the Dog And Duck on Free Lager day.
Chanda Lear didn't start for Albania because he was spitting feathers when he woke up and decided to make an early start down his local a priority.
Albania's goalie Brice Tagg couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
EnFuZeD Aaron may as well have erected a traffic light, permanently on red, at the edge of the 18 yard box, so good were the defence today.
The boss is meant to shape his team, EnFuZeD Aaron manager The One And Only does. But 4 5 1 is not the best shape for them.
"I had a bad feeling about one from the start, I was a bit anxious when I got to the ground," confessed manager Erind Pjetri. "But in all fairness if hadn't been anxious I'd have been worried."
The one upside to getting beaten so thoroughly is that Paxo will be knocking on Albania's door come Monday morning with an offer for sponsorship.

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