Match Report

	(9) 19	-	(6) 11
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Player Name 2737 5, 9, 13, 22, 35, 42, 48, 60, 67, 71, 75, 85 Player Name 2734 31, 45 AAA PLEASE 38, 82 Player Name 2732 52, 56 AAA CRICKET 78		Player Name 24554 5, 18, 39, 46 Player Name 24556 11, 60, 73 Player Name 24558 25, 32, 89 Player Name 24557 81

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	5 3 2
67	Possession	33
20	Shots	11
10	Fouls	11
2	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	1
9	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	a.BRING		33
2	A.BACK		0
3	A.CRICKET	(66)	33
4	A.MANAGER		30
5	A.PLEASE	(35)	31
6	P.Name 2732		41
7	P.Name 2735		32
8	P.Name 2730		0
9	P.Name 2734		29
10	P.Name 2733		31
11	P.Name 2737		43
12	P.Name 2738		0
13	P.Name 2736		0
14	P.Name 2721		0
15	P.Name 2731		0
16	P.Name 2726		0

1	P.Name 24542		25
2	P.Name 24543		0
3	P.Name 24546		0
4	P.Name 24547		0
5	P.Name 24551	(59)	30
6	P.Name 24553	(86)	32
7	P.Name 24556		27
8	P.Name 24557		40
9	P.Name 24558		28
10	P.Name 24550	(29,35)	34
11	P.Name 24554		30
12	P.Name 24552		0
13	P.Name 24544		0
14	P.Name 24541		0
15	P.Name 24555		0
16	P.Name 24549		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Player Name 2737	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
5 mins	Player Name 24554	with a spectacular bicycle kick
9 mins	Player Name 2737	with a great chip from the left wing
11 mins	Player Name 24556	with a dink right on the goal line
13 mins	Player Name 2737	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
18 mins	aaa BRING	blasted a penalty into row z
18 mins	Player Name 24554	with a flick on
22 mins	Player Name 2737	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
25 mins	Player Name 24558	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
27 mins	aaa BRING	scuffed a penalty
29 mins	Player Name 24550	Repeated diving
31 mins	Player Name 2734	from a goal kick
32 mins	Player Name 24558	with a great chip from the left wing
35 mins	AAA PLEASE	Foul and abusive language
35 mins	Player Name 24550	Foul and abusive language
35 mins	Player Name 2737	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
38 mins	AAA PLEASE	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
39 mins	Player Name 24554	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
42 mins	Player Name 2737	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
45 mins	Player Name 2734	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
46 mins	Player Name 24554	with a lovely move from the right wing
48 mins	Player Name 2737	with the hand of God
52 mins	Player Name 2732	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
53 mins	Player Name 24542	blasted a penalty into row z
56 mins	Player Name 2732	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
59 mins	Player Name 24551	Repeated diving
60 mins	Player Name 2737	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
60 mins	Player Name 24556	with a flick on
63 mins	aaa BRING	blasted a penalty into row z
66 mins	AAA CRICKET	Faking injury
66 mins	Player Name 24542	scuffed a penalty
67 mins	Player Name 2737	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
71 mins	Player Name 2737	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
73 mins	Player Name 24556	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
75 mins	Player Name 2737	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
78 mins	AAA CRICKET	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
81 mins	Player Name 24557	with a strike from the left wing
82 mins	AAA PLEASE	with a spectacular bicycle kick
85 mins	Player Name 2737	from a corner
86 mins	Player Name 24553	Spitting
89 mins	aaa BRING	blasted a penalty into row z
89 mins	Player Name 24558	with the bumcheek of God

Match Report

We Play Like Girls couldn't have wished for a better result. Everything they touched turned to goals in this 19 - 11 rout of We Play Like Girls.
What a tactician We Play Like Girls manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were ryan taylor would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
We Play Like Girls don't play well without the ball as this exercise in possession play by We Play Like Girls taught them.
After a game like this you wouldn't trust We Play Like Girls's goalie Player Name 24542 to keep goldfish.
This was mission impossible for We Play Like Girls, especially as their defence refused to accept any challenges that came their way.
AAA PLEASE and Player Name 24550 had a name-calling session that earned them both a yellow card.
The boss is meant to shape his team, We Play Like Girls manager ryan taylor does. But 4 5 1 Attacking is not the best shape for them.
"All the We Play Like Girls team are 100% behind the manager," one player commented after this defeat. "But I can't speak for the rest of them."
Even if this was a game of rugby, We Play Like Girls wouldn't have been able to compete due to their lack of trying.

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