Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(11) 21
Tiptoe Warriors				NATITA F.C
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Kenny Dewitt 64		Harrison Fire 3, 7, 11, 19, 27, 51, 60 Bill Ding 15 (pen) Lou Stooth 23, 39, 56 Len DeHand 31 Kent Cook 35, 84 Brighton Early 43 Lou Sirr 48, 75 Sam Urai 63 (og) Barb Dwyer 71 Lee Nover 79, 88

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	4 1 3 1 1
30	Possession	70
4	Shots	21
21	Fouls	6
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
0	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	J.Stalin	48
2	F.Franco	46
3	S.Urai	46
4	I.Amin	0
5	T.Burr	46
6	J.Strap	46
7	R.Mugabe	0
8	A.Hitler	46
9	S.Hussein	0
10	T.Blair	48
11	K.Dewitt	46
12	M.Gaddafi	0
13	H.Himmler	0
14	K.Leopold	0
15	B.Mussolini	0
16	A.al-Baghdadi	0

1	B.Ding		78
2	W.Melon		46
3	B.Dwyer	(90)	87
4	L.Sirr		88
5	L.Nover		88
6	R.Cranium		62
7	L.DeHand		90
8	L.Stooth		48
9	K.Cook		82
10	B.Early		54
11	H.Fire		48
12	R.Meeblind		0
13	A.Hugnkiss		0
14	J.Atrics		0
15	M.Well		0
16	W.Dipoo		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Harrison Fire	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
7 mins	Harrison Fire	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
11 mins	Harrison Fire	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
15 mins	Bill Ding	after ref awarded a penalty
19 mins	Harrison Fire	with a belter from the halfway line
23 mins	Lou Stooth	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
27 mins	Harrison Fire	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
31 mins	Len DeHand	with a belter from his own half
35 mins	Kent Cook	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
39 mins	Lou Stooth	with a lovely move from the right wing
43 mins	Brighton Early	with a belter from the halfway line
48 mins	Lou Sirr	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
51 mins	Harrison Fire	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
56 mins	Lou Stooth	with a header from the penalty area
60 mins	Harrison Fire	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
63 mins	Sam Urai	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
64 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a flick on
67 mins	Bill Ding	scuffed a penalty
71 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a great chip from the left wing
75 mins	Lou Sirr	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
79 mins	Lee Nover	from a corner
84 mins	Kent Cook	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
88 mins	Lee Nover	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
90 mins	Barb Dwyer	Indecent exposure

Match Report

Carnage. NATITA F.C annihilated Tiptoe Warriors 21 - 1.
Martin Hughes needs his mind jogging. He needs to remember that's what his team should be doing. Jogging. He gives no attention to his increasingly chubby squad's training needs.
With the amount of possession NATITA F.C saw it's a wonder the score was only 21 - 1.
Tiptoe Warriors's keeper Joseph Stalin is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
Like a bather at a Michael Barrymore barbeque Tiptoe Warriors tried to keep it tight at the back… but NATITA F.C's attacking style was too much for them.
NATITA F.C look about as convinving playing in the 4 1 3 1 1 formation as they would if boss Jhaeel Velez sent them out in dresses.
"We were absolutely terrible," huffed Tiptoe Warriors manager Martin Hughes after his team's defeat. "We didn't look capable of passing wind out there."
All in all, a rather brutal display of ruthless goal-scoring efficiency from NATITA F.C. Look and learn everyone, look and learn.

Extra Information

Referee

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Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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