Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(10) 21
Red Star Knights				Red Moggy Town
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
		Kent Cook 3, 11, 15, 19, 23, 28, 35, 45, 49, 81, 89 Lou Stooth 31 Herbie Voor 40 (og) Ben Crobbery 53, 57, 70, 74 Peter Pantz 62, 66, 85 Walter Melon * 78 (og)

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	Diamond
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	21
13	Fouls	6
2	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	8
Longball	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	J.Czarfunee		48
2	J.Atrics		0
3	H.Voor	(71)	48
4	H.Seek	(35)	48
5	E.Ible		48
6	J.Nasium		48
7	A.Gator *		48
8	J.Case		0
9	H.Annsaw		48
10	W.Melon *		48
11	B.Ender		0
12	E.Ible		0
13	A.Hugnkiss		0
14	A.Meway **		0
15	S.Manilla *		0
16	R.Ingleaves 8 *		0

1	X.Breath		71
2	D.Lect		87
3	D.Geruss	(59)	83
4	N.Ovtime		89
5	L.DeHand		47
6	L.Stooth		88
7	A.Birthday	(71)	61
8	P.Pantz		90
9	F.Bisceps		77
10	B.Crobbery		93
11	K.Cook		92
12	B.Weiser		0
13	P.Pantz		0
14	L.Sirr		0
15	B.Board		0
16	A.Rudder		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Kent Cook	from a free kick
11 mins	Kent Cook	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
15 mins	Kent Cook	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
19 mins	Kent Cook	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
23 mins	Kent Cook	with a great volley from 10 yards out
28 mins	Kent Cook	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
31 mins	Lou Stooth	with a strike from the left wing
35 mins	Hayden Seek	Obstruction
35 mins	Kent Cook	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
40 mins	Herbie Voor	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
45 mins	Kent Cook	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
49 mins	Kent Cook	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
53 mins	Ben Crobbery	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
57 mins	Ben Crobbery	from a goal kick
59 mins	Dan Geruss	Spitting
62 mins	Peter Pantz	with a great chip from the left wing
66 mins	Peter Pantz	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
70 mins	Ben Crobbery	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
71 mins	Herbie Voor	Foul and abusive language
71 mins	Abbie Birthday	Foul and abusive language
74 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
78 mins	Walter Melon *	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
81 mins	Kent Cook	from a free kick
85 mins	Peter Pantz	with a powerful header into the top corner
89 mins	Kent Cook	with a powerful header into the top corner

Match Report

Red Star Knights must be considering dropping the words football club' from their name as during this 21 - 0 hiding at the hands of the deadly Red Star Knights they played absolutely no football at all.
Vicky Lohan is starting to look like The Pied Piper, his inspirational coaching sees the Red Moggy Town team following his every instruction and dancing to his tune.
Bart Ender was one of the 3 players whose no-show led to Red Star Knights's sorry beating today.
If only Red Star Knights's Walter Melon * took some time to think, this horrible tragedy could have been averted. Putting the ball in your own net is a bad thing.
After today nish HP cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Herbie Voor and Abbie Birthday had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
Red Moggy Town look about as convinving playing in the Diamond formation as they would if boss Vicky Lohan sent them out in dresses.
"Before the game," manager Vicky Lohan told reporters, "I made a prediction Ð I said it could go either way. In fact it didn't because we won."
The one upside to getting beaten so thoroughly is that Paxo will be knocking on Red Star Knights's door come Monday morning with an offer for sponsorship.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Windy

Hard Pitch