Match Report

	(1) 4	-	(6) 13
We Play Like Girls				Grays Athletic
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Player Name 2737 15, 75, 89 Player Name 2732 59		Dele Alli 3 AAA PLEASE 13 (og) Toby Alderweireld 24 Carlos Vinicius 35 (pen), 40, 45, 49, 70 (pen), 80, 86 Sergio Reguilon 54 Steven Bergwijn 60 AAA CRICKET 75 (og)

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	4 5 1
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	17
4	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	a.BRING		0
2	A.BACK		34
3	A.CRICKET	(57)	33
4	A.MANAGER		30
5	A.PLEASE		31
6	P.Name 2732		41
7	P.Name 2735		32
8	P.Name 2730		0
9	P.Name 2734		29
10	P.Name 2733		31
11	P.Name 2737		43
12	P.Name 2738		0
13	P.Name 2736		0
14	P.Name 2721		0
15	P.Name 2731		0
16	P.Name 2726		0

1	H.Voor		47
2	S.Reguilon		48
3	E.Dier	(36)	48
4	T.Alderweireld		48
5	S.Aurier		0
6	G.Bale		47
7	G.Lo Celso		47
8	L.Moura		0
9	D.Alli	(69)	46
10	S.Bergwijn	(69)	48
11	C.Vinicius		48
12	H.Lloris		0
13	J.Rodon		0
14	H.Kane		0
15	H.Son		0
16	P.Hojbjerg		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Dele Alli	from the dressing room
8 mins	Sergio Reguilon	scuffed a penalty
13 mins	AAA PLEASE	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
15 mins	Player Name 2737	with a belter from his own half
19 mins	Carlos Vinicius	blasted a penalty into row z
24 mins	Toby Alderweireld	from the dressing room
35 mins	Carlos Vinicius	after ref awarded a penalty
36 mins	Eric Dier	Dangerous tackling
40 mins	Carlos Vinicius	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
44 mins	Player Name 2737	scuffed a penalty
45 mins	Carlos Vinicius	with a header from the penalty area
49 mins	Carlos Vinicius	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
54 mins	Sergio Reguilon	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
57 mins	AAA CRICKET	Time wasting
59 mins	Player Name 2732	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
60 mins	Steven Bergwijn	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
69 mins	Dele Alli	Heavy petting
69 mins	Steven Bergwijn	Heavy petting
70 mins	Carlos Vinicius	after ref awarded a penalty
75 mins	Player Name 2737	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
75 mins	AAA CRICKET	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
80 mins	Carlos Vinicius	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
86 mins	Carlos Vinicius	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
89 mins	Player Name 2737	with a stunning effort that went in off the post

Match Report

We Play Like Girls's 11th place in the division isn't pretty this season. Nothing to write home about for these guys this season.
Does We Play Like Girls manager ryan taylor know what the clubs training facilities even looks like? Judging by We Play Like Girls's clueless display we'd guess not.
Grays Athletic could have written a book on possession football after We Play Like Girls hardly touched the ball.
Hat trick hero Player Name 2737 got to keep the ball after the match which was a bit of a blow for Grays Athletic because it was the only decent ball they had.
You'd have to brick up the Grays Athletic's goal for it to be as safe as it is with this defence in front of it.
Dele Alli and Steven Bergwijn were both booked after an innocent buttock squeeze turned into full-blown sex after a corner.
The reckless actions of AAA BACK cost his We Play Like Girls a goal when Carlos Vinicius converted from the spot.
"Before we went out there I told the boys that I could see the carrot at the end of the tunnel," Pedro Peters told the gathering press after the match. "You see, I promise results, not promises."
If getting beaten 6-0 hurts, getting beaten 13 - 4 requires a fleet of ambulances to whisk the entire We Play Like Girls to hospital at the full-time whistle.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

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