Match Report

	(3) 9	-	(7) 16
Just Watch Me Dance				Blue Avalanche
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Player Name 40194 8, 78 Player Name 40198 30, 39, 66 Player Name 70845 54 (og) Player Name 40196 60 Player Name 40186 72, 84		Player Name 70858 4, 23, 32, 46, 51, 56, 61, 75, 80 Player Name 70857 9, 18, 41, 70, 90 Player Name 70845 13 Player Name 70844 66

Match Statistics

3 4 1 2	Formation	5 2 3
30	Possession	70
9	Shots	18
13	Fouls	9
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	1
2	Offsides	5
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 40182		0
2	P.Name 40183	(1)	33
3	P.Name 40186		28
4	P.Name 40187		0
5	P.Name 40191		29
6	P.Name 40193	(86)	29
7	P.Name 40196		30
8	P.Name 40197		43
9	P.Name 40198		25
10	P.Name 40190		31
11	P.Name 40194	(28)	30
12	P.Name 40192	(1) (1)	42
13	P.Name 40184	(1) (1)	26
14	P.Name 40181	(1)	28
15	P.Name 40195		0
16	P.Name 40189		0

1	P.Name 70842		28
2	P.Name 70843		0
3	P.Name 70845		32
4	P.Name 70846	(30,59)	28
5	P.Name 70844		25
6	P.Name 70847		0
7	P.Name 70851		25
8	P.Name 70853		0
9	P.Name 70856	(59)	30
10	P.Name 70857		42
11	P.Name 70858		24
12	P.Name 70852	(59)	42
13	P.Name 70854		0
14	P.Name 70841		0
15	P.Name 70855		0
16	P.Name 70849		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Just Watch Me Dance	changed from Defensive to Attacking
1 mins	Just Watch Me Dance	changed from 3 4 1 2 to 4 3 3 Attacking
4 mins	Player Name 70858	with a powerful header into the top corner
8 mins	Player Name 40194	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
9 mins	Player Name 70857	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
13 mins	Player Name 70845	with a dink right on the goal line
18 mins	Player Name 70857	with a great solo effort
22 mins	Player Name 40181	scuffed a penalty
23 mins	Player Name 70858	with a strike from the left wing
28 mins	Player Name 40194	High kicking
30 mins	Player Name 70846	Squabbling
30 mins	Player Name 40198	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
32 mins	Player Name 70858	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
37 mins	Player Name 70842	blasted a penalty into row z
39 mins	Player Name 40198	with the bumcheek of God
41 mins	Player Name 70857	with the bumcheek of God
46 mins	Player Name 70858	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
51 mins	Player Name 70858	with a brave flying header
54 mins	Player Name 70845	with an own goal
56 mins	Player Name 70858	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
59 mins	Player Name 70856	A broken arm
59 mins	Player Name 70846	Faking injury
59 mins	Player Name 40196	A bruised shoulder
60 mins	Player Name 40196	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
61 mins	Player Name 70858	with the bumcheek of God
66 mins	Player Name 40198	from the dressing room
66 mins	Player Name 70844	from a goal kick
70 mins	Player Name 70857	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
72 mins	Player Name 40186	from a goal kick
75 mins	Player Name 70858	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
78 mins	Player Name 40194	with a belter from the halfway line
80 mins	Player Name 70858	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
84 mins	Player Name 40186	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
86 mins	Player Name 40193	High kicking
89 mins	Player Name 40181	scuffed a penalty
90 mins	Player Name 70857	from a goal kick

Match Report

Just Watch Me Dance will be looking to prove to everyone that they are not as hopeless as this 16 - 9 massacre by Blue Avalanche suggests. It won't so much be an uphill struggle as trying to scale a sheer rockface.
The Just Watch Me Dance fans were calling for the head of manager marek matolek after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
It's going to be a tough job getting back into the team for the 3 players who didn't bother to show up for today's memorable win.
Money can't buy the kind of form which saw Blue Avalanche's Player Name 70857 score from a goal kick. It wasn't the only time his name appeared on the scoresheet, he was on it 5 times before the final whistle.
This was mission impossible for Just Watch Me Dance , especially as their defence refused to accept any challenges that came their way.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 5 2 3 was a good stab, unfortunately for Emir Vasikov most of his squad are best on the bench.
Just Watch Me Dance manager marek matolek told irate fans: "If it wasn't for their goals, Blue Avalanche wouldn't have won."
The vet added insult to injury when he arrived with a slobbering Labrador who licked all the players and slapped the club with a £1,000 bill for lab tests.

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