Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(6) 13
ARSENAL_EUROPA				Aston Villains
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Ulee Daway 65		Ariel Hassle....713 7, 26, 32, 46, 52, 65, 78, 90 Shirley Knot..580 14, 71 Andy Gravity....717 20 Sam Urai..707 * 39 Jose Frayed..767 58 (pen)

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	5 4 1
30	Possession	70
5	Shots	19
11	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Astros	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	A.Hassle		79
2	C.Terbocks		75
3	J.Credible		76
4	K.Dewitt		67
5	A.Gravity	(60)	60
6	B.Weiser		82
7	D.Druff		84
8	E.Jewcation		78
9	C.Terbocks		75
10	A.Luminum		67
11	U.Daway		88
12	A.Gator		0
13	V.Tire		0
14	W.Bago		0
15	E.Dover		0
16	H.Annsaw		0

1	T.Vision	(1)	67
2	S.Knot..580		90
3	A.Gator...587	(1)	71
4	R.Kleiner..594 *		86
5	A.Kaseltzer....576 *		88
6	C.Needzit....576		85
7	S.Urai..707 *		87
8	A.Gravity....717		88
9	J.Nasium *	(1)	62
10	J.Frayed..767		90
11	A.Hassle....713		94
12	S.Pitt..806		0
13	H.deMann....673		0
14	B.Early....655	(1) (58)	81
15	A.Rudder	(1)	87
16	J.Credible	(1)	90


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Aston Villains	changed from Nutter to Normal
1 mins	Aston Villains	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
7 mins	Ariel Hassle....713	from the dressing room
14 mins	Shirley Knot..580	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
20 mins	Andy Gravity....717	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
26 mins	Ariel Hassle....713	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
32 mins	Ariel Hassle....713	with a brave flying header
39 mins	Sam Urai..707 *	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
46 mins	Ariel Hassle....713	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
52 mins	Ariel Hassle....713	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
58 mins	Brighton Early....655	Annoying the referee
58 mins	Jose Frayed..767	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	Andy Gravity	Scrapping
65 mins	Ulee Daway	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
65 mins	Ariel Hassle....713	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
71 mins	Shirley Knot..580	with a strike from the left wing
78 mins	Ariel Hassle....713	with a great volley from 10 yards out
90 mins	Ariel Hassle....713	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs

Match Report

When you consistently take nothing away from games it's hard to see how a survival plan can be hatched. If only they could find a win from somewhere it would easy their worries slightly.
A strict diet of Defence, Defence and a little more Defence has seen Aston Villains's stamina levels shoot up.
Where ever Aston Villains went so did the ball. It was like Mary and her little lamb out there.
ARSENAL_EUROPA's goalie Ariel Hassle did little to thwart Aston Villains's attack. In fact he did nothing at all. Crap.
What a midfield Aston Villains have. ARSENAL_EUROPA didn't get a look in but have plenty brusises as souvenirs.
ARSENAL_EUROPA's garrett fiorri experiment with the 4 5 1 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"At the end of the day we just ran out of legs," admitted losing manager garrett fiorri. "When they scored I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in."
With Aston Villains scoring so freely questions need to be asked of the opposition. The most obvious being did they actually turn up? If so, why did they bother?

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