Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(5) 9
Kitsunegari FC				Aston Villains
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
		Ariel Hassle....713 7, 30, 36, 67 (pen), 85 (pen) Sam Urai..707 * 23, 45, 52 Brighton Early....655 74

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	5 4 1
30	Possession	70
5	Shots	18
9	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	1
1	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.SUTCLIFFE		48
2	K.BIANCHI	(62)	48
3	C.MANSON	(1)	48
4	L.GARAVITO		48
5	A.Sapple	(1)	47
6	D.Buratto		77
7	E.KEMPER		48
8	A.CHIKATILO		48
9	D.Tater		68
10	R.RAMIREZ		48
11	C.SOBHRAJ		0
12	T.BUNDY		0
13	A.DeSALVO	(41)	48
14	A.BUONO	(41) (1)	48
15	A.PICHUSHKIN	(1)	48
16	T.McVEIGH*		0

1	T.Vision	(1)	70
2	S.Knot..580		88
3	A.Gator...587		89
4	B.Early....655		88
5	R.Kleiner..594 *		88
6	A.Kaseltzer....576 *		89
7	J.Nasium *		87
8	A.Gravity....717		88
9	A.Rudder	(1)	45
10	N.Ovtime	(1)	54
11	A.Hassle....713		92
12	H.deMann....673		0
13	C.Needzit....576		0
14	S.Urai..707 *	(1)	90
15	J.Frayed..767	(1) (62,82)	86
16	J.Credible	(1)	89


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Aston Villains	changed from Nutter to Normal
1 mins	Kitsunegari FC	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
7 mins	Ariel Hassle....713	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
15 mins	Aston Villains	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
23 mins	Sam Urai..707 *	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
30 mins	Kitsunegari FC	changed from Defensive to Attacking
30 mins	Ariel Hassle....713	with a brave flying header
36 mins	Ariel Hassle....713	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
41 mins	Angelo BUONO	A mild concussion
45 mins	Aston Villains	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
45 mins	Kitsunegari FC	changed from Attacking to Defensive
45 mins	Sam Urai..707 *	with a lovely move from the right wing
52 mins	Sam Urai..707 *	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
60 mins	Aston Villains	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
62 mins	Kenneth BIANCHI	Head butting
62 mins	Jose Frayed..767	Head butting
67 mins	Ariel Hassle....713	after ref awarded a penalty
74 mins	Brighton Early....655	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
82 mins	Jose Frayed..767	Faking injury
85 mins	Ariel Hassle....713	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

After losing 9 - 0 to Aston Villains, this game was pointless for Kitsunegari FC. And their season is starting to look the same.
It looks like Aston Villains have persuaded Sir Alex to visit them in training. All their work on their Aerobics is bringing instant results.
Charles SOBHRAJ didn't make an appearance for Kitsunegari FC because he'd been grounded by his parents for a week after he was caught interfering with family dog.
Kitsunegari FC's goalie has the physique of Mr Muscle and all the stopping power of something that can't, and never will, stop a thing. Nothing. He's crap.
After today Matt Hutton cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Kenneth BIANCHI and Jose Frayed..767 were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
Angelo BUONO was brought on as a substitute for Charles MANSON but found himself leaving the pitch again with an injury.
If you put on a show as poor as this in the West End, the audience would vote with their feet. Kitsunegari FC need to knuckle down or face the consequences this season.
Aston Villains played like Greek gods during this magnificent 9 - 0 win. Their manager claimed afterwards that their centaur forward was the key to their victory.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Windy

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