Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(11) 24
Kitsunegari FC				Westchester United
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
		Hugh deMann 3, 7, 10, 13, 17, 20, 33 (pen), 36, 39, 42, 49, 52, 55, 59, 71, 74, 77 (pen), 81, 84, 87 Andy Gravity 27 (pen), 65 Dan Geruss 46 (pen), 68

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 4 2
32	Possession	68
6	Shots	25
8	Fouls	5
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.SUTCLIFFE		0
2	K.BIANCHI		0
3	C.MANSON	(1)	48
4	L.GARAVITO		0
5	A.Sapple	(1)	47
6	D.Buratto		80
7	E.KEMPER		48
8	A.CHIKATILO	(59)	48
9	D.Tater		69
10	R.RAMIREZ		48
11	C.SOBHRAJ		48
12	T.BUNDY		0
13	A.DeSALVO		0
14	A.BUONO	(1)	48
15	A.PICHUSHKIN	(1)	48
16	T.McVEIGH*		0

1	M.Absent		89
2	J.Czarfunee	(1)	72
3	B.Dwyer		90
4	J.Czarfunee		90
5	L.Stooth		89
6	D.Geruss		89
7	H.Mungous		76
8	A.Gravity		88
9	J.Atrics		90
10	J.Strap	(1)	62
11	W.Bago	(1)	45
12	A.Abet		0
13	D.Geruss		0
14	B.Free	(1)	90
15	R.Banks	(1) (73)	88
16	H.deMann	(1)	93


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Westchester United	changed from Attacking to Defensive
1 mins	Westchester United	changed from 4 4 2 to 4 5 1
1 mins	Kitsunegari FC	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
3 mins	Hugh deMann	with a great volley from 10 yards out
7 mins	Hugh deMann	from a throw in
10 mins	Hugh deMann	with a strike from the left wing
13 mins	Hugh deMann	with a thunderous shot from distance
17 mins	Hugh deMann	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
20 mins	Hugh deMann	from the dressing room
27 mins	Andy Gravity	after ref awarded a penalty
30 mins	Kitsunegari FC	changed from Defensive to Attacking
33 mins	Hugh deMann	after ref awarded a penalty
36 mins	Hugh deMann	with the bumcheek of God
39 mins	Hugh deMann	with a flick on
42 mins	Hugh deMann	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
45 mins	Kitsunegari FC	changed from Attacking to Defensive
46 mins	Dan Geruss	after ref awarded a penalty
49 mins	Hugh deMann	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
52 mins	Hugh deMann	from a free kick
55 mins	Hugh deMann	with a brave flying header
59 mins	Andrei CHIKATILO	Foul and abusive language
59 mins	Hugh Mungous	A bruised shoulder
59 mins	Hugh deMann	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
65 mins	Andy Gravity	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
68 mins	Dan Geruss	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
71 mins	Hugh deMann	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
73 mins	Robin Banks	Shirt pulling
74 mins	Hugh deMann	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
77 mins	Hugh deMann	after ref awarded a penalty
81 mins	Hugh deMann	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
84 mins	Hugh deMann	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
87 mins	Hugh deMann	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half

Match Report

A bitterly disappointed Kitsunegari FC side left the field knowing that this 24 - 0 defeat could mean the end for them in this division.
Matt Hutton clearly thinks passing is something stupid people do on game shows, or else he'd be training his squad how to do it better. Any training at all would help!
Losing possession of the ball is stupid. Giving it away to the opposition gift-wrapped is lunacy as Kitsunegari FC discovered to their cost.
Kitsunegari FC's goalie Peter SUTCLIFFE couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
The Westchester United defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
Dick Tater's recent appearance record shows he's seen more ice packs than footballs this season.
"To be talking about vital games at this stage of the season is ridiculous," said manager Matt Hutton following his team's defeat. "But this game was absolutely vital."
So near yet so far. All Kitsunegari FC had to do to secure a draw was score a mere 24 times. Not too much to ask.

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