Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(10) 20
ARSENAL_EUROPA				Red White Wizards
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
		Ben Dover 4, 12, 16, 34 (pen), 39, 43, 48, 56, 70 (pen), 83 T.J Watt 8, 25, 30, 74 Des Buratto 21, 52, 79 Marcus Absent 61 Lee Nover 65 Bjorn Free 87

Match Statistics

3 6 1	Formation	4 3 3
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	20
7	Fouls	5
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	9
Longball	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	W.Bago		75
2	C.Terbocks		74
3	J.Credible		76
4	K.Dewitt		67
5	C.Terbocks		80
6	E.Jewcation		71
7	B.Weiser		80
8	A.Luminum		67
9	E.Dover	(55)	58
10	U.Daway		64
11	A.Hassle		45
12	H.Annsaw		0
13	E.Jewcation		0
14	K.Cook		0
15	A.Gator		0
16	V.Tire		0

1	S.Cola		89
2	B.Free		90
3	L.Nover		88
4	B.Weis		89
5	S.Dup		88
6	W.Leggrowbach		89
7	V.Lay		88
8	M.Absent	(61)	89
9	D.Buratto		91
10	T.Watt		93
11	B.Dover		93
12	U.Daway		0
13	B.Dwyer		0
14	B.Roethlisberger		0
15	D.Lesgettham		0
16	A.Nino		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Ben Dover	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
8 mins	T.J Watt	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
12 mins	Ben Dover	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
16 mins	Ben Dover	with a dink right on the goal line
21 mins	Des Buratto	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
25 mins	T.J Watt	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
30 mins	T.J Watt	with the hand of God
34 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
39 mins	Ben Dover	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
43 mins	Ben Dover	with a brave flying header
48 mins	Ben Dover	with a belter from the halfway line
52 mins	Des Buratto	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
55 mins	Eileen Dover	Flying a kite
56 mins	Ben Dover	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
61 mins	Marcus Absent	Obstruction
61 mins	Marcus Absent	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
65 mins	Lee Nover	from a free kick
70 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
74 mins	T.J Watt	from a corner
79 mins	Des Buratto	with a great chip from the left wing
83 mins	Ben Dover	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
87 mins	Bjorn Free	with a stunning effort that went in off the post

Match Report

ARSENAL_EUROPA were laughed off the pitch by Red White Wizards's players and supporters after a shameful display saw them lose a whopping 20 - 0.
garrett fiorri must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
When the shout of "mine" went up early in the game, ARSENAL_EUROPA must have thought the ball belonged to Red White Wizards and felt it would be rude to take it off them.
Where did ARSENAL_EUROPA get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
Red White Wizards's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why ARSENAL_EUROPA go out in 3 6 1 formation we're still looking for it.
Much criticised ARSENAL_EUROPA manager garrett fiorri looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that Red White Wizards scored."
As if getting beaten by almost a cricket score wasn't enough for ARSENAL_EUROPA to sort their act out, maybe being a laughing stock will.

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Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

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