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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 22 Nov 2024 (Day: 43/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Thu, 24 Oct 2024
 
(4) 7 - (1) 3
Conquerers   CLASSIC XI
Division Pos:16
  Division Pos:2
 
Goal Scorers
Herbie Voor* 8
Amanda Hugnkiss 19, 43, 69
Sam Urai* 31, 89
Al Nino 79  
Samson Night 20
Hugh Mungous 51
Winnie Bago 83  
 
Match Statistics
SweeperFormationSweeper
70Possession30
19Shots5
7Fouls8
1Yellow Cards0
0Red Cards0
5Offsides1
LongballStylePassing
AttackingInstructionDefensive
PansyAggressionPansy
BladesBootsStudded
 
Player Ratings
1J.Frayed48
2M.Skeeto48
3A.Luminum*46
4B.Arrow48
5S.Pitt (90)48
6K.Opener85
7T.Burr48
8H.Voor*48
9A.Nino48
10S.Urai*48
11A.Hugnkiss48
12A.Thetires0
13D.Tater0
14M.DeLawn0
15H.deMann0
16D.Lect0
1M.DeLawn76
2W.Melon69
3A.Kaseltzer66
4A.Kaseltzer68
5H.deMann68
6D.Lesgettham65
7W.Bago86
8W.Bago70
9O.Whackew73
10S.Night84
11H.Mungous83
12M.Rohsopht0
13T.Burr0
14A.Tricity0
15E.Ible0
16T.Burr0
 
Time   Person Description
 8 minsHerbie Voor*after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
 19 minsAmanda Hugnkisswith a belter from his own half
 20 minsSamson Nightwith a rocket from outside the penalty area
 31 minsSam Urai*with a lovely move from the right wing
 43 minsAmanda Hugnkissfrom a goal kick
 51 minsHugh Mungouswith a lucky rebound off the keeper
 69 minsAmanda Hugnkisswith the bumcheek of God
 79 minsAl Ninoafter he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
 83 minsWinnie Bagofrom a throw in
 89 minsSam Urai*with a flick on
 90 minsStu PittIndecent exposure
 
 
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Match Report
A truly abysmal performance by CLASSIC XI saw them left with everything they deserved from this 7 - 3 defeat by Conquerers - nothing.
The Conquerers defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
Conquerers had the lion's share of possession. The lion wasn't too pleased, but like CLASSIC XI his skills weren't up to taking the ball off them either.
A goal with a flick on rounded off an impressive game for Conquerers's new hero Sam Urai*, who scored 2 times.
Like a bather at a Michael Barrymore barbeque CLASSIC XI tried to keep it tight at the backā€¦ but Conquerers's attacking style was too much for them.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. Sweeper was a good stab, unfortunately for luca Antony most of his squad are best on the bench.
Underfire CLASSIC XI manager luca Antony explained: "Their keeper played very well and it was not the best pitch, but I am not making excuses."
On the strength of this display, Conquerers really don't need to play for the full 90 minutes to take points. They make it look easy. at the moment. Whether they'll bloom is another matter.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Cecil Dingberry
 
Snowy
 
Frozen Pitch
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