Match Report

	(9) 17	-	(1) 1
Mary Hinges				ITALIANO
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Ulee Daway 4 Hugh deMann 8, 17, 32, 84 Leo Tarred 13, 37, 70, 75 Richard Cranium 26, 42, 56, 89 Justin Case 29, 52 Emma Roids 66 (pen) Lee Nover 79		Sheri Cola* 36

Match Statistics

4 1 2 3	Formation	4 2 4
68	Possession	32
21	Shots	8
5	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	E.Roids		84
2	J.Case		87
3	L.Nover		88
4	W.Deer		77
5	S.Pull		80
6	U.Daway		89
7	S.Freak		80
8	D.Tater		89
9	H.deMann		46
10	R.Cranium	(90)	92
11	L.Tarred		81
12	C.Mass		0
13	L.Nover		0
14	R.Sance		0
15	O.Whackew		0
16	A.Birthday		0

1	T.Burr	49
2	S.Dup	48
3	B.Early*	48
4	C.Terbocks	0
5	M.Absent	48
6	P.Pantz	48
7	D.Lect	48
8	R.Kleiner	0
9	A.Hugnkiss*	48
10	B.Nessround	48
11	S.Cola*	48
12	H.Fire	0
13	A.Tricity*	0
14	E.Whatarmy	0
15	B.Nessround	0
16	H.First*	0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Ulee Daway	with a thunderous shot from distance
8 mins	Hugh deMann	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
13 mins	Leo Tarred	with the bumcheek of God
17 mins	Hugh deMann	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
26 mins	Richard Cranium	with a great volley from 10 yards out
29 mins	Justin Case	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
32 mins	Hugh deMann	from a throw in
36 mins	Sheri Cola*	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
37 mins	Leo Tarred	with a brave flying header
42 mins	Richard Cranium	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
47 mins	Emma Roids	scuffed a penalty
52 mins	Justin Case	with a thunderous shot from distance
56 mins	Richard Cranium	from a goal kick
66 mins	Emma Roids	after ref awarded a penalty
70 mins	Leo Tarred	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
75 mins	Leo Tarred	with a lovely move from the right wing
79 mins	Lee Nover	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
84 mins	Hugh deMann	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
89 mins	Richard Cranium	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
90 mins	Richard Cranium	High kicking

Match Report

Mary Hinges were on blazing form as they torched ITALIANO 17 - 1.
Dazza Pullen has Mary Hinges running like a well oiled machine.
Some you win, some you lose. When you can't even win possession, where's the hope?
An impressive performance from Mary Hinges's Richard Cranium left him with 4 goals to his name.
ITALIANO's midfield had a nightmare today and will have sleepless nights about it.
After being scythed down in the opposition box, Mary Hinges's Emma Roids stepped up to put the resulting penalty in the back of the net with aplomb. He kicked the ball first though.
"What we saw out there today," explained manager Gigi Matteo, "was a continuance of what we have seen most of the season - that is, various clubs beating each other."
It's not so much a yardstick that ITALIANO provide for others to gauge their performance, it's more of a floor mop that the opposition use to clean up with.

Extra Information

Referee

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Cecil Dingberry

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