Match Report

	(2) 6	-	(8) 16
JogOn Superstars				Birdys Superstars
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Marcus Absent 15, 61 Lou Briccant 32 (og) Herbie Voor 46 Bill Board 76 Bart Ender 90		Joe Czarfunee 4, 13, 34, 53, 73 Amanda Hugnkiss 9 Wayne Deer 18, 59, 83 Vlad Tire 23 Dan Geruss 29, 43, 63, 68, 78 Des Buratto 87

Match Statistics

4 1 2 3	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
31	Possession	69
9	Shots	19
8	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	9
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Structible		69
2	H.Fire		69
3	H.Voor	(58)	75
4	M.Absent		90
5	A.Tricity		64
6	B.Board		71
7	B.Ender		42
8	J.Czarfunee		77
9	A.Luminum		45
10	S.Freak		0
11	S.Manilla		52
12	B.Arrow		0
13	O.Whackew		0
14	S.Freak		0
15	A.Bomb		0
16	V.Crow		0

1	L.Nover		72
2	D.Buratto		86
3	V.Tire		86
4	D.Lesgettham		67
5	D.Lect	(71)	69
6	L.Briccant		58
7	J.Strap		83
8	A.Hugnkiss		67
9	W.Deer		75
10	D.Geruss		93
11	J.Czarfunee		83
12	U.Daway		0
13	A.Nino		0
14	V.Lay		0
15	C.Lear		0
16	H.Seek		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a thunderous shot from distance
9 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a header from the penalty area
13 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
15 mins	Marcus Absent	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
18 mins	Wayne Deer	with the bumcheek of God
23 mins	Vlad Tire	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
29 mins	Dan Geruss	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
32 mins	Lou Briccant	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
34 mins	Joe Czarfunee	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
39 mins	Lee Nover	scuffed a penalty
43 mins	Dan Geruss	with the hand of God
46 mins	Herbie Voor	with a great chip from the left wing
49 mins	Lee Nover	blasted a penalty into row z
53 mins	Joe Czarfunee	from the dressing room
58 mins	Herbie Voor	Time wasting
59 mins	Wayne Deer	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
61 mins	Marcus Absent	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
63 mins	Dan Geruss	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
68 mins	Dan Geruss	with a header from the penalty area
71 mins	Daryl Lect	Foul and abusive language
73 mins	Joe Czarfunee	from a goal kick
76 mins	Bill Board	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
78 mins	Dan Geruss	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
83 mins	Wayne Deer	with a flick on
87 mins	Des Buratto	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
90 mins	Bart Ender	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net

Match Report

JogOn Superstars were used by Birdys Superstars to wipe the floor in a mismatch of epic proportions. Perhaps after beating this sorry looking team 16 - 6, they should pick on someone their own size next time.
Birdys Superstars's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
Adam Bomb missed the game because he clean forgot he'd promised to pick his girlfriend up from the airport. He considered playing the first 45 minutes, but thought better of it.
JogOn Superstars's goalie Andy Structible did little to thwart Birdys Superstars's attack. In fact he did nothing at all. Crap.
Crop circle investigators don't get too excited, it's just Birdys Superstars's forwards. They ran rings around JogOn Superstars's defence.
The boss is meant to shape his team, JogOn Superstars manager Darryl Goodwin does. But 4 1 2 3 is not the best shape for them.
"I would do anything Dan Bird asked of us," gushed striker Joe Czarfunee after this useful win. "Tomorrow morning he's asked me to take his car shopping and service his wife. Or it might have been the other way round."
As if getting beaten by almost a cricket score wasn't enough for JogOn Superstars to sort their act out, maybe being a laughing stock will.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Jasper Goodhead

Rainy

Soft Pitch