Match Report

	(7) 15	-	(0) 0
CSI-Westgate on Sea				CLASSIC XI
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
Elizabeth Shue* 4, 14, 20, 41, 46, 57, 68 Emily Proctor* 9 Anna Belknap* 30 Eva La Rue 35 Louise Lombard* 52 Marisa Hartigay 62 (pen), 74 (pen) Al Kaseltzer 79 (og) Sofia Milos 85

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
69	Possession	31
22	Shots	10
4	Fouls	3
2	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Perrette	(1)	45
2	M.Kanakredes		87
3	L.Le Smith***	(1)	88
4	S.Milos		89
5	E.Harnois		90
6	L.Vassey	(1)	45
7	A.Belknap***	(86)	87
8	L.Lombard***		88
9	K.Delany		81
10	M.Hartigay		87
11	E.Shue***	(86)	93
12	S.Alexander	(1)	90
13	E.Proctor***	(1)	90
14	E.La Rue	(1)	89
15	L.Holly		0
16	C.de Pabo***		0

1	M.DeLawn	71
2	A.Kaseltzer	57
3	A.Kaseltzer	61
4	D.Lesgettham	60
5	B.Board	47
6	T.Burr	54
7	M.Rohsopht	81
8	W.Bago	73
9	W.Bago	70
10	H.Mungous	73
11	S.Night	77
12	A.Tricity	0
13	M.Rohsopht	0
14	O.Whackew	0
15	H.Annsaw	0
16	T.Burr	0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Westgate on Sea	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
4 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	with a spectacular bicycle kick
9 mins	Emily Proctor***	with a header from the penalty area
14 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
20 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	with a flick on
30 mins	Anna Belknap***	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
35 mins	Eva La Rue	from a throw in
41 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	with a header from the penalty area
46 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
52 mins	Louise Lombard***	from a goal kick
57 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
62 mins	Marisa Hartigay	after ref awarded a penalty
68 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	with a thunderous shot from distance
74 mins	Marisa Hartigay	after ref awarded a penalty
79 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
85 mins	Sofia Milos	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
86 mins	Anna Belknap***	Fighting with fans
86 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	Fighting with fans
90 mins	Kim Delany	A mild concussion

Match Report

CLASSIC XI will have nightmares for weeks about this humiliating 15 - 0 defeat at the hands of CSI-Westgate on Sea.
Does CLASSIC XI manager luca Antony know what the clubs training facilities even looks like? Judging by CLASSIC XI's clueless display we'd guess not.
CLASSIC XI saw so little of the ball in the second half that they actually started to miss it.
The only hope CLASSIC XI have of turning goalie Moe DeLawn into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
This was mission impossible for CLASSIC XI, especially as their defence refused to accept any challenges that came their way.
Anna Belknap*** and Elizabeth Shue*** picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Michael McLintock would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Michael McLintock stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
CLASSIC XI's luca Antony experiment with the 2 3 2 1 2 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"That was a great win for us today," puffed manager Brian Gilbert after the match. "What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponent's goal."
With the sort of activity befitting a side who have scored 15 times, CSI-Westgate on Sea turned the opposing penalty boxes into ploughed fields by the final whistle.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Snowy

Frozen Pitch