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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 22 Nov 2024 (Day: 43/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Thu, 21 Nov 2024
 
(9) 18 - (0) 1
CSI-Westgate on Sea   Birdys Superstars
Division Pos:1
  Division Pos:14
 
Goal Scorers
Marisa Hartigay 4 (pen), 8, 21, 60
Elizabeth Shue*** 12, 25, 37, 42, 55, 65, 73, 77, 87
Louise Lombard*** 16, 29, 83
Melina Kanakredes 51
Jorga Fox*** 69  
Joe King 51  
 
Match Statistics
4 5 1Formation3 2 2 3
70Possession30
23Shots8
11Fouls8
1Yellow Cards0
0Red Cards0
2Offsides1
Use WingsStyleLongball
Counter AttackInstructionAttacking
NutterAggressionPansy
AstrosBootsStudded
 
Player Ratings
1P.Perrette (1)45
2M.Kanakredes88
3L.Le Smith*** (1)84
4S.Milos79
5E.Harnois86
6L.Vassey (1)45
7J.Fox***88
8L.Lombard***91
9L.Holly (50)87
10M.Hartigay92
11E.Shue***94
12S.Alexander (1)89
13E.Proctor*** (1)86
14E.La Rue (1)89
15K.Delany0
16C.de Pabo***0
1L.Nover75
2D.Buratto70
3V.Tire70
4D.Lesgettham68
5D.Lect65
6L.Briccant65
7A.Hugnkiss62
8U.Daway67
9J.Czarfunee75
10J.King84
11R.Kleiner85
12W.Deer0
13A.Nino0
14V.Lay0
15J.Strap0
16H.Seek0
 
Time   Person Description
 1 minsCSI-Westgate on Seachanged from Counter Attack to Attacking
 4 minsMarisa Hartigayafter ref awarded a penalty
 8 minsMarisa Hartigaywith a brave flying header
 12 minsElizabeth Shue***with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
 16 minsLouise Lombard***with the bumcheek of God
 21 minsMarisa Hartigaywith a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
 25 minsElizabeth Shue***with a powerful header into the top corner
 29 minsLouise Lombard***with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
 33 minsMarisa Hartigayscuffed a penalty
 37 minsElizabeth Shue***with a flick on
 42 minsElizabeth Shue***with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 50 minsLauran HollyFoul and abusive language
 51 minsMelina Kanakredeswith a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
 51 minsJoe Kingfrom a corner
 55 minsElizabeth Shue***with a great chip from the left wing
 60 minsMarisa Hartigayafter a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
 65 minsElizabeth Shue***with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
 69 minsJorga Fox***after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
 73 minsElizabeth Shue***with a brave flying header
 77 minsElizabeth Shue***from a free kick
 83 minsLouise Lombard***with a strike from the left wing
 87 minsElizabeth Shue***with a strike from the left wing
 90 minsSofia MilosA mild concussion
 
 
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Match Report
Birdys Superstars are looking like a lost cause as far as this league goes. The drop beckons after this 18 - 1 loss.
If Dan Bird is going to improve results on Sunday, he's going to have to get his team off their asses between games. Time to get training.
CSI-Westgate on Sea took the ball from under the noses of Birdys Superstars at every opportunity.
After a game like this you wouldn't trust Birdys Superstars's goalie Lee Nover to keep goldfish.
The Birdys Superstars have no midfield of note. No engine room out on the park, which means the only way they can go is downhill.
There are less suitable formations for Birdys Superstars's squad than 3 2 2 3, but Dan Bird would be advised to ignore those too.
Much criticised Birdys Superstars manager Dan Bird looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that CSI-Westgate on Sea scored."
Even if this was a game of rugby, Birdys Superstars wouldn't have been able to compete due to their lack of trying.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Wilmot Piddlethwaite
 
Windy
 
Hard Pitch
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