Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(3) 6
Mary Hinges				JogOn Superstars
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Jacques Strap 23, 65 Dick Tater 45 Ulee Daway 84		Jacques Strap 14, 61, 75, 90 Lou Briccant 30 Sid Down 44

Match Statistics

1 4 5	Formation	5 3 2
54	Possession	46
14	Shots	8
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	E.Roids		75
2	L.Nover		72
3	S.Freak		70
4	D.Tater		79
5	A.Abet	(61)	78
6	C.Mass		71
7	U.Daway		87
8	J.Strap		88
9	L.Tarred		74
10	W.Deer		58
11	J.Case		66
12	R.Sance		0
13	R.Cranium		0
14	A.Birthday		0
15	S.Pull		0
16	A.Structible		0

1	T.Burr		88
2	H.Fire		76
3	H.Voor		80
4	M.Absent	(61)	71
5	O.Whackew		73
6	B.Arrow		65
7	L.Briccant		71
8	S.Freak		79
9	J.Czarfunee		88
10	S.Down		89
11	J.Strap		88
12	S.Manilla		0
13	V.Crow		0
14	A.Luminum		0
15	S.Dup		0
16	A.Structible		0


Time	Person	Description
14 mins	Jacques Strap	with a flick on
23 mins	Jacques Strap	with a strike from the left wing
30 mins	Lou Briccant	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
44 mins	Sid Down	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
45 mins	Dick Tater	with a header from the penalty area
61 mins	Alf Abet	Head butting
61 mins	Marcus Absent	Shirt pulling
61 mins	Jacques Strap	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
65 mins	Jacques Strap	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
75 mins	Jacques Strap	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
84 mins	Ulee Daway	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
90 mins	Jacques Strap	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out

Match Report

Maybe Mary Hinges weren't handed a torrid time on the field, but there will surely be some harsh words in the dressing room after this 6 - 4 defeat by JogOn Superstars.
Darryl Goodwin has JogOn Superstars running like a well oiled machine.
Andy Structible was one of the 1 players whose no-show led to Mary Hinges's sorry beating today.
JogOn Superstars hot shot Jacques Strap chose the right game to invite his Mrs to, scoring 4 goals.
Some tight defensive play by JogOn Superstars held enough of Mary Hinges's counter attacks in check for the win.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 5 3 2 formation look impressive, JogOn Superstars however make it look very ordinary.
On this kind of winning form, The Division should be lifted by JogOn Superstars this season.
And so the harshest of critics are struggling for words other than lucky to sum up this win. It's proving tricky because lucky is what JogOn Superstars are.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Rainy

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