The Division Sat, 12 Oct 2024

	(5) 5	-	(1) 1
Fulham F.C.				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Andy Gravity 8, 24 Vlad Tire 16 Hugh deMann 33, 42		Player Name 58736 20

Match Statistics
4 4 2		Formation		3 4 3
61		Possession		39
7		Shots		3
7		Fouls		10
2		Yellow Cards		3
1		Red Cards		0
3		Offsides		1
Continental		Style		Longball
Defensive		Instruction		Defensive
Nutter		Aggression		Normal
Moulded		Boots		Moulded

Player Ratings
1 S.Night 48 2 J.Czarfunee 0 3 B.Dwyer 0 4 B.Early 0 5 M.Skeeto 0 6 J.Case 46 7 F.Bisceps (34,50) 46 8 S.Pull 0 9 V.Tire 46 10 S.Pull 48 11 A.Gravity (26) (18) 45 12 L.Tarred 0 13 A.Rudder 0 14 H.deMann (26) 48 15 L.Tarred 0 16 R.Kleiner 0		1 P.Name 58720 0 2 P.Name 58725 (34) 36 3 P.Name 58729 (49) 32 4 P.Name 58727 (26) 30 5 P.Name 58732 0 6 P.Name 58735 31 7 P.Name 58730 0 8 P.Name 58733 30 9 P.Name 58736 28 10 P.Name 58737 0 11 P.Name 58739 32 12 P.Name 58731 0 13 P.Name 58726 0 14 P.Name 58721 0 15 P.Name 58734 0 16 P.Name 58724 0

Time		Person	Description
8 mins		Andy Gravity	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
16 mins		Vlad Tire	with a powerful header into the top corner
18 mins		Andy Gravity	Annoying the referee
20 mins		Player Name 58736	from a goal kick
24 mins		Andy Gravity	with a thunderous shot from distance
26 mins		Player Name 58727	Repeated diving
26 mins		Andy Gravity	A mild concussion
33 mins		Hugh deMann	with a strike from the left wing
34 mins		Fletcher Bisceps	Foul and abusive language
34 mins		Player Name 58725	Foul and abusive language
39 mins		Player Name 58733	scuffed a penalty
42 mins		Hugh deMann	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
49 mins		Player Name 58729	Repeated fouling
49 mins		Hugh deMann	blasted a penalty into row z
50 mins		Fletcher Bisceps	Annoying the referee

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Match Report

It was more luck than skill that handed Fulham F.C. this 5 - 1 win over We Play Like Girls. rich b, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see. We Play Like Girls's defeat might have been a win if Player Name 58734 hadn't missed the game as a result of a death in the family. Fulham F.C. manager rich b agreed to give Hugh deMann a tenner for every goal he scored. He doubled his wages with 2 goals. We Play Like Girls's forwards are starting to resemble a pair of nursery school scissors. They lack any real cutting edge. Fletcher Bisceps and Player Name 58725 clashed in a war of words which found them both end up in Jasper Goodhead's book. The match was abandoned after 50 minutes due to a lack of players, the final score stands. "It goes to show there's no alternative to quality," bragged Fulham F.C. manager rich b after the game. "Well, Dave Berry's team found an alternative didn't they? But being dreadfully poor is no answer." No matter how comfortable Fulham F.C. looked here, they shouldn't let it got to their heads. Anyway, a big old arm is comfortable. This is football.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Jasper Goodhead	Rainy	Soft Pitch