 |  | The Division Wed, 16 Oct 2024 | |
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| Fulham F.C. | Kebabas | |||
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Andy Gravity 8, 32 Justin Case 44 Hugh deMann 55 Fletcher Bisceps 66 (pen) |
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Left MID1 6 111 STR 11, 33, 52 Cent DEF3 16, 46 Manuel Labor 21, 27, 40 |
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| 4 4 2 | Formation | Sweeper | ||
| 36 | Possession | 64 | ||
| 6 | Shots | 13 | ||
| 13 | Fouls | 13 | ||
| 4 | Yellow Cards | 2 | ||
| 2 | Red Cards | 0 | ||
| 1 | Offsides | 3 | ||
| Continental | Style | Passing | ||
| Defensive | Instruction | Counter Attack | ||
| Nutter | Aggression | Normal | ||
| Moulded | Boots | Studded | ||
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| Time | Person | Description | ||
| 6 mins |  | Left MID1 | after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat | |
| 8 mins | | Andy Gravity | with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out | |
| 11 mins | | 111 STR | with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area | |
| 13 mins |  | Andy Gravity | Dangerous tackling | |
| 16 mins | | Cent DEF3 | with a flick on | |
| 21 mins | | Manuel Labor | from a corner | |
| 25 mins | | Left DEF2 | Time wasting | |
| 26 mins | | Brighton Early | Faking injury | |
| 26 mins |  | Left DEF1 | A broken arm | |
| 27 mins | | Manuel Labor | after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net | |
| 32 mins | | Andy Gravity | after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half | |
| 33 mins | | 111 STR | with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose | |
| 38 mins |  | Brighton Early | Dangerous tackling | |
| 40 mins | | Manuel Labor | with a lucky rebound off the keeper | |
| 44 mins | | Justin Case | after a pigeon distracted the keeper | |
| 46 mins | | Cent DEF3 | from the dressing room | |
| 48 mins | | Fletcher Bisceps | Indecent exposure | |
| 51 mins | | Manuel Labor | Head butting | |
| 51 mins | | Andy Gravity | A broken thumb | |
| 52 mins | | 111 STR | with a flick on | |
| 55 mins | | Hugh deMann | with a lovely move from the right wing | |
| 58 mins |  | 111 STR | scuffed a penalty | |
| 59 mins | | Moe Skeeto | Interfering with an opponent | |
| 66 mins | | Fletcher Bisceps | after ref awarded a penalty | |
| 71 mins | | Moe Skeeto | Repeated fouling | |
| 71 mins | | Cent MID5 | A mild concussion | |
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| Match Report |
| When a team leaves the field having not looked threatened for an entire 90 minutes you have to wonder where the sport was. Kebabas were that team and never looked in any trouble as they eased to a 9 - 5 win over Fulham F.C.. rich b clearly thinks his team are the most skilled and highly tuned squad around. Why else would training be abandoned like an unwanted puppy? Leo Tarred missed the Fulham F.C. game and spent the morning on the toilet after a ring-stinging curry the night before. Kebabas's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today. The match was abandoned after 71 minutes due to a lack of players, the final score stands. "We had enough chances to win this game," remarked manager Nugalesim Visus to anyone who'd listen. "In fact, we did win." Back to basics then for Fulham F.C. who seemed to suffer some sort of collective brain fade when confronted by a game of football. |
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