Match Report

	(3) 7	-	(2) 4
Castle Ford Wanderers				Westam
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Moe Skeeto 13, 63, 88 Amanda Hugnkiss 26 Val Veeta 37 Al Kaseltzer 50, 75		Winnie Bago 29 Jim Nasium 42 Adam Bomb 55 Bill Board 82

Match Statistics

3 2 2 3	Formation	4 3 3
44	Possession	56
8	Shots	8
13	Fouls	7
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	B.Crobbery		86
2	A.Sapple	(90)	46
3	S.Urai	(44)	74
4	B.Free		83
5	B.Crobbery		44
6	B.Weiser		45
7	V.Veeta		79
8	D.Sore		79
9	A.Kaseltzer		69
10	A.Hugnkiss		46
11	M.Skeeto		48
12	B.Ding		0
13	P.Pantz		0
14	P.Pantz		0
15	C.Terbocks		0
16	M.Labor		0

1	S.Down		68
2	J.Nasium		75
3	S.Down		66
4	E.Whatarmy		76
5	A.Abet	(44)	45
6	R.Kleiner		47
7	E.Jewcation		45
8	W.Bago		60
9	A.Bomb		87
10	B.Board	(59)	48
11	H.Fire		44
12	W.Maykit	(44)	63
13	L.Stooth		0
14	L.Briccant		0
15	B.Frapples		0
16	H.Voor		0


Time	Person	Description
13 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
26 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	from a throw in
29 mins	Winnie Bago	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
37 mins	Val Veeta	with a powerful header into the top corner
42 mins	Jim Nasium	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
44 mins	Sam Urai	Time wasting
44 mins	Alf Abet	A broken cheek bone
50 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
55 mins	Adam Bomb	with a spectacular bicycle kick
59 mins	Bill Board	Obstruction
63 mins	Moe Skeeto	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
75 mins	Al Kaseltzer	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
82 mins	Bill Board	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
88 mins	Moe Skeeto	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
90 mins	Adam Sapple	Spitting

Match Report

Westam appeared waste every opportunity to capitalise on their chances and instead seemed to think it would be a good idea to hand Castle Ford Wanderers the game on a plate eventually getting beaten a very comfortable 7 - 4.
The Westam squad are spending their Tuesday evenings down the boozer, as Nathan Storey ignores the opportunity of improving his teams skills and fitness and has cancelled training.
Bob Frapples was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
Hat trick hero Moe Skeeto was unlucky to end the game with only three goals in the bank. It could have been a whole lot worse for Westam if he had an ounce of talent.
With both sides employing Defensive games, it was down to the extra inch Castle Ford Wanderers were prepared to go to ensure the win.
Castle Ford Wanderers's Dani Appleford experiment with the 3 2 2 3 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"A lot of hard work went into this defeat," sobbed manager Nathan Storey "That said, this was a smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there was one."
To keep up the lame horse metaphor, Castle Ford Wanderers took the points at a gallop. Westam just looked like a lame horse.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

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