Match Report

	(9) 18	-	(1) 3
Take My Chippy FC				Kebabas
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Player Name 53718 5, 10, 19 (pen), 24, 34, 38, 48, 56, 66, 71 Player Name 53713 15 Cent DEF1 29 (og) Player Name 53717 43, 62 Player Name 53710 52, 78 (pen) Player Name 53716 83 Player Name 53714 87		Manuel Labor 18, 67, 86

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	Sweeper
31	Possession	69
18	Shots	17
14	Fouls	8
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 53701		0
2	P.Name 53715	(42)	34
3	P.Name 53708	(57)	29
4	P.Name 53709	(30)	32
5	P.Name 53705		0
6	P.Name 53711		27
7	P.Name 53710		33
8	P.Name 53713		29
9	P.Name 53716		32
10	P.Name 53717		40
11	P.Name 53718	(82)	26
12	P.Name 53700		0
13	P.Name 53706		0
14	P.Name 53704	(42)	28
15	P.Name 53714	(82)	33
16	P.Name 53702		0

1	1.GK1	(87)	45
2	R.DEF1		0
3	C.DEF3		0
4	C.DEF1	(30)	48
5	L.DEF1		0
6	L.DEF2		0
7	C.MID4		48
8	C.MID5		46
9	L.MID1		0
10	M.Labor		47
11	1.STR		48
12	C.DEF4	(30) (42)	45
13	R.MID1		0
14	C.MID6		0
15	2.GK2	(87)	48
16	C.MID2		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Player Name 53718	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
10 mins	Player Name 53718	with a spectacular bicycle kick
15 mins	Player Name 53713	from the dressing room
18 mins	Manuel Labor	with a belter from his own half
19 mins	Player Name 53718	after ref awarded a penalty
24 mins	Player Name 53718	with a great solo effort
29 mins	Cent DEF1	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
30 mins	Player Name 53709	Fighting with fans
30 mins	Cent DEF1	A mild concussion
34 mins	Player Name 53718	with a belter from his own half
38 mins	Player Name 53718	with a dink right on the goal line
42 mins	Cent DEF4	Repeated fouling
42 mins	Player Name 53715	A mild concussion
43 mins	Player Name 53717	with a dink right on the goal line
43 mins	Manuel Labor	blasted a penalty into row z
48 mins	Player Name 53718	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
52 mins	Player Name 53710	with a great chip from the left wing
56 mins	Player Name 53718	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
57 mins	Player Name 53708	Flying a kite
62 mins	Player Name 53717	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
66 mins	Player Name 53718	with a great volley from 10 yards out
67 mins	Manuel Labor	with a great solo effort
71 mins	Player Name 53718	from a goal kick
75 mins	Take My Chippy FC	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
78 mins	Player Name 53710	after ref awarded a penalty
82 mins	Player Name 53718	A mild concussion
83 mins	Player Name 53716	with a thunderous shot from distance
86 mins	Manuel Labor	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
87 mins	111 GK1	A broken thumb
87 mins	Player Name 53714	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area

Match Report

You can't let teams like Take My Chippy FC play their game. They were at their most dangerous here and boy were they scoring goals? Yes they were, as Kebabas found out to their cost with a 18 - 3 drubbing.
Nugalesim Visus must be the organ grinder, Kebabas are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
Cent MID2 missed the Kebabas game and spent the morning on the toilet after a ring-stinging curry the night before.
Cent DEF1's odds for scoring the first goal were so generous he couldn't resist a little flutter on himself. He scooped a couple of hundred quid by beating his own keeper. Easy money eh?
You'd have to brick up the Take My Chippy FC's goal for it to be as safe as it is with this defence in front of it.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Take My Chippy FC manager Paul Mason does. But 4 3 3 is not the best shape for them.
"Although obviously I'm thrilled at taking the three points," manager Paul Mason said, "winning doesn't really matter as long as you win."
With the sort of activity befitting a side who have scored 18 times, Take My Chippy FC turned the opposing penalty boxes into ploughed fields by the final whistle.

Extra Information

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Simon Pieman

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