Match Report

	(3) 5	-	(8) 19
We Play Like Girls				Kebabas
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Player Name 58739 22, 34 Player Name 58736 45, 69 Player Name 58733 57		111 STR 4, 38, 62, 86 Manuel Labor 8, 21, 25, 41, 49, 58, 70, 77 Right DEF1 30 Cent DEF1 34, 54 Player Name 58735 66 (og) Cent MID5 74 Cent DEF3 82 Left MID1 90

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	Sweeper
30	Possession	70
7	Shots	19
12	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 58720		29
2	P.Name 58725		0
3	P.Name 58729		0
4	P.Name 58727		30
5	P.Name 58732		0
6	P.Name 58735	(58)	31
7	P.Name 58730		34
8	P.Name 58733		30
9	P.Name 58736		28
10	P.Name 58737		0
11	P.Name 58739		32
12	P.Name 58731		0
13	P.Name 58726		0
14	P.Name 58721		0
15	P.Name 58734		0
16	P.Name 58724		0

1	1.GK1		48
2	R.DEF1		48
3	C.DEF3		46
4	C.DEF1		48
5	L.DEF1		0
6	L.DEF2		48
7	C.MID4		48
8	C.MID5	(62)	46
9	L.MID1		48
10	M.Labor		47
11	1.STR		48
12	C.DEF4		0
13	R.MID1		0
14	C.MID6		0
15	2.GK2		0
16	C.MID2		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	111 STR	with a thunderous shot from distance
8 mins	Manuel Labor	from a corner
11 mins	Player Name 58739	blasted a penalty into row z
17 mins	Manuel Labor	scuffed a penalty
21 mins	Manuel Labor	with the hand of God
22 mins	Player Name 58739	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
25 mins	Manuel Labor	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
30 mins	Right DEF1	from a goal kick
34 mins	Player Name 58739	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
34 mins	Cent DEF1	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
38 mins	111 STR	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
41 mins	Manuel Labor	from a goal kick
45 mins	Player Name 58736	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
45 mins	Cent DEF1	scuffed a penalty
49 mins	Manuel Labor	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
54 mins	Cent DEF1	from a corner
57 mins	Player Name 58733	with a great solo effort
58 mins	Player Name 58735	Shirt pulling
58 mins	Manuel Labor	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
62 mins	Cent MID5	Time wasting
62 mins	111 STR	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
66 mins	Player Name 58735	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
69 mins	Player Name 58736	from the dressing room
70 mins	Manuel Labor	with a great volley from 10 yards out
74 mins	Cent MID5	from the dressing room
77 mins	Manuel Labor	from a throw in
80 mins	Player Name 58739	blasted a penalty into row z
82 mins	Cent DEF3	from a corner
86 mins	111 STR	from a goal kick
90 mins	Left MID1	with a header from the penalty area

Match Report

Kebabas were very good value for this 19 - 5 massacre. At times it looked like they were the only team on the pitch. Unlike We Play Like Girls who couldn't even manage to play with themselves.
Dave Berry would be more suited to training dogs, He's taught this team just roll over, play dead and start begging from the kick off.
Not even leaving blanks on the team sheet could scupper Kebabas's chances. They still recorded a victory with 3 players absent without leave.
An own goal by Player Name 58735 gave We Play Like Girls a mountain to climb. If they were actually climbing a mountain, Player Name 58735 would be carrying all the bags to make amends for his gaff.
They say you can't pass a camel through the eye of a needle, but after Kebabas's midfield stunning performance today you'd back them to have a good go.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Kebabas manager Nugalesim Visus does. But Sweeper is not the best shape for them.
Kebabas are looking at a record-setting season if they keep up this kind of winning form.
Results don't get much more convincing than this. Kebabas looked almost embarrassed at the ease with which they bulged the opposition net. on a mere 19 occasions.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

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