Match Report

	(7) 14	-	(3) 6
Castle Ford Wanderers				Andrea Del Club
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Moe Skeeto 6, 12, 43, 55, 88 Dinah Sore 18 Ben Crobbery 24 (pen) Val Veeta 31 Al Kaseltzer 37, 66, 77, 83 Eileen Dover 61 Carl Arm 72 (og)		Manuel Labor 13, 25, 38 Val Crow 51 Ulee Daway 63 Joe King 88 (pen)

Match Statistics

Sweeper	Formation	5 2 3 Attacking
61	Possession	39
14	Shots	9
7	Fouls	9
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	B.Crobbery	80
2	S.Urai	64
3	B.Free	60
4	A.Sapple	46
5	B.Weiser	45
6	A.Kaholic	46
7	V.Veeta	71
8	D.Sore	62
9	E.Dover	46
10	A.Kaseltzer	68
11	M.Skeeto	48
12	L.Stooth	0
13	M.Labor	0
14	B.Ding	0
15	A.Hugnkiss	0
16	B.Crobbery	0

1	A.Thetires		46
2	C.Arm		56
3	S.Pull		69
4	R.Ingleaves	(55)	46
5	J.King		50
6	T.Urchips		57
7	J.Frayed		46
8	A.Nino		46
9	M.Labor	(60)	42
10	U.Daway		48
11	V.Crow		44
12	C.Lear		0
13	S.Manilla		0
14	S.Down		0
15	W.Dipoo	(60)	46
16	D.Buratto		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Moe Skeeto	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
12 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
13 mins	Manuel Labor	from the dressing room
18 mins	Dinah Sore	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
24 mins	Ben Crobbery	after ref awarded a penalty
25 mins	Manuel Labor	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
31 mins	Val Veeta	with a great chip from the left wing
37 mins	Al Kaseltzer	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
38 mins	Manuel Labor	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
43 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
49 mins	Ben Crobbery	scuffed a penalty
51 mins	Val Crow	with a strike from the left wing
55 mins	Russell Ingleaves	Indecent exposure
55 mins	Moe Skeeto	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
60 mins	Manuel Labor	A mild concussion
61 mins	Eileen Dover	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
63 mins	Ulee Daway	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
66 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a strike from the left wing
72 mins	Carl Arm	with an own goal
76 mins	Joe King	scuffed a penalty
77 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with the bumcheek of God
83 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
88 mins	Moe Skeeto	with the bumcheek of God
88 mins	Joe King	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

With a result looking more like tennis score, Andrea Del Club were clearly dazzled by Castle Ford Wanderers during this humbling 14 - 6. It would explain why they looked little more than rabbits caught in headlights for 90 minutes.
With a tactical master class like this it's only a matter of time before Castle Ford Wanderers manager Dani Appleford will be writing books on football theory.
Coach Dani Appleford told missing player Ben Crobbery he'd have to work hard for his place back after he missed this win due to a pathetic "a new console game to play. ".
Andrea Del Club keeper Aaron Thetires was so bad it was his own team's fans who started the "you're rubbish" chant whenever he took a goal kick.
Castle Ford Wanderers's hardworking midfield is behind all that's good in the team's play.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 5 2 3 Attacking was a good stab, unfortunately for William Benn most of his squad are best on the bench.
"It wasn't one of our best performances," confessed boss William Benn. "Dropping points in such a slap-shod manner will find us on the crest of a slump sooner rather than later."
null Apparently Andrea Del Club were promised a pint of beer for every goal they scored.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

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Soft Pitch