Match Report

	(2) 2	-	(11) 23
We Play Like Girls				jojo FC
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
Player Name 58736 23, 44		Barb Dwyer 4, 8 (pen), 15 (pen), 19, 27, 30, 34, 42, 50, 55, 63, 71, 75, 78, 82 Daryl Lect 11, 23, 59, 67, 89 Stan Dup 39 Player Name 58725 47 (og), 85 (og)

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	Diamond
38	Possession	62
6	Shots	23
3	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 58720		29
2	P.Name 58725		36
3	P.Name 58729	(58)	32
4	P.Name 58727		30
5	P.Name 58732		0
6	P.Name 58735		31
7	P.Name 58730		0
8	P.Name 58733		30
9	P.Name 58736		28
10	P.Name 58737		0
11	P.Name 58739		32
12	P.Name 58731		0
13	P.Name 58726		0
14	P.Name 58721		0
15	P.Name 58734		0
16	P.Name 58724		0

1	E.Jewcation		79
2	M.Skeeto		82
3	B.Tagg		77
4	E.Ible	(58)	70
5	B.Crobbery		57
6	M.Absent		46
7	S.Dup	(62)	88
8	B.Cherry		79
9	R.Banks		51
10	D.Lect		90
11	B.Dwyer		81
12	W.Leggrowbach		0
13	B.Weiser		0
14	K.Dewitt		0
15	B.Board		0
16	R.Banks		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Barb Dwyer	from a corner
8 mins	Barb Dwyer	after ref awarded a penalty
11 mins	Daryl Lect	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
15 mins	Barb Dwyer	after ref awarded a penalty
19 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
23 mins	Player Name 58736	from a goal kick
23 mins	Daryl Lect	from the dressing room
27 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a thunderous shot from distance
30 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
34 mins	Barb Dwyer	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
39 mins	Stan Dup	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
42 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a brave flying header
44 mins	Player Name 58736	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
47 mins	Player Name 58725	with an own goal
50 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
55 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
58 mins	Player Name 58729	Head butting
58 mins	Ed Ible	Head butting
59 mins	Daryl Lect	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
62 mins	Stan Dup	Interfering with an opponent
63 mins	Barb Dwyer	from a throw in
67 mins	Daryl Lect	with a header from the penalty area
68 mins	Player Name 58736	scuffed a penalty
71 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
75 mins	Barb Dwyer	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
78 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
82 mins	Barb Dwyer	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
85 mins	Player Name 58725	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
89 mins	Daryl Lect	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside

Match Report

jojo FC are staring down the barrel of promotion after this 23 - 2 victory over We Play Like Girls.
Whatever it is stephen higham is putting in jojo FC's water, we'd like some.
With Player Name 58734 missing today's game due to become a dad. , it's no wonder We Play Like Girls took a beating. So will Player Name 58734 when his teammates get hold of him.
We Play Like Girls's goalie Player Name 58720 couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
At every opportunity jojo FC's midfield passed. If this was their passing exam, they'd have passed.
Player Name 58729 and Ed Ible were both shown the yellow card after an off the ball incident led to them knocking each other out with a simultaneous headbutt.
Injury prone? Player Name 58736 was sent home before the game when he walked into a wall and ended up with a a painful back injury. He's now out for 11 weeks.
Coming under fire after his side's defeat, manager Dave Berry looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that jojo FC scored."
After a hammering like this We Play Like Girls's manager Dave Berry must be feeling pretty stupid. If you told him Christmas was just around the corner, he'd go looking for it.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Windy

Normal Pitch