Match Report

	(1) 4	-	(17) 32
We Play Like Girls				Westam
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Player Name 66256 11, 53, 66, 79		Ewan Whatarmy 3, 6, 9, 14, 17, 20, 22, 27, 29, 32, 34, 40, 43 (pen), 51, 53, 59, 62, 65, 71, 73, 76, 82, 85, 88 Winnie Bago 11, 56, 79 Adam Bomb 24 (pen), 37, 45 Player Name 66244 48 (og) Ed Ible 68

Match Statistics

4 4 2 Attacking	Formation	1 4 5
47	Possession	53
13	Shots	32
11	Fouls	7
3	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 66240		30
2	P.Name 66247	(57,88)	30
3	P.Name 66246		0
4	P.Name 66244	(62)	29
5	P.Name 66243		0
6	P.Name 66253	(27)	32
7	P.Name 66252		40
8	P.Name 66250		33
9	L.Lyde		0
10	P.Name 66256		28
11	P.Name 66251		30
12	P.Name 66249		0
13	P.Name 66257		0
14	P.Name 66254		0
15	P.Name 66242		0
16	M.DeLawn		0

1	L.Stooth		79
2	H.Fire		44
3	E.Ible		80
4	B.Frapples		88
5	T.Urchips	(62)	88
6	H.Voor		71
7	X.Breath		66
8	A.Bomb	(57)	45
9	W.Bago		68
10	E.Ible		53
11	E.Whatarmy		84
12	S.Down	(57)	45
13	J.Nasium		0
14	A.Abet		0
15	L.Briccant		0
16	C.Lear		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a flick on
6 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a great chip from the left wing
9 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
11 mins	Player Name 66256	with a dink right on the goal line
11 mins	Winnie Bago	with a strike from the left wing
14 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
17 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
20 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a thunderous shot from distance
22 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	from a free kick
24 mins	Adam Bomb	after ref awarded a penalty
26 mins	Player Name 66240	scuffed a penalty
27 mins	Player Name 66253	Time wasting
27 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with the bumcheek of God
29 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with the hand of God
32 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a brave flying header
34 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a great solo effort
37 mins	Adam Bomb	with a great chip from the left wing
39 mins	Player Name 66240	scuffed a penalty
40 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
43 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	after ref awarded a penalty
45 mins	Adam Bomb	with a strike from the left wing
48 mins	Player Name 66244	with an own goal
51 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a header from the penalty area
53 mins	Player Name 66256	with the bumcheek of God
53 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a dink right on the goal line
56 mins	Winnie Bago	with the bumcheek of God
57 mins	Player Name 66247	Spitting
57 mins	Adam Bomb	A mild concussion
59 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a belter from the halfway line
62 mins	Tate Urchips	Head butting
62 mins	Player Name 66244	Head butting
62 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
65 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
66 mins	Player Name 66256	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
68 mins	Ed Ible	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
71 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
73 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	from a throw in
76 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a powerful header into the top corner
79 mins	Player Name 66256	from the dressing room
79 mins	Winnie Bago	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
82 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
85 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
88 mins	Player Name 66247	Squabbling
88 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a dink right on the goal line

Match Report

The battle for promotion is beginning to look like a formality for this lively looking side who have added another win to their tally. Going up? Maybe.
Steve Charles must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
How lame was Player Name 66254's excuse for missing this match? He claimed his non-appearance was due to a night on the tiles.
Ewan Whatarmy was the Westam's Midas - everything he hit turned to goals, bagging 24 for himself.
The We Play Like Girls forward line is no Arsenal. And no arsenal; they lack any reserves of firepower whatsoever.
Tate Urchips and Player Name 66244 were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
Westam's Nathan Storey experiment with the 1 4 5 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"I strongly believe that the first 90 minutes are the most important," offered Steve Charles following his team's defeat."We'd do well in future to remember that."
At the end of the day, you get the feeling the damage could have been a lot worse. And if this is a Westam side not yet playing at full tilt, the rest of the division better beware.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Rainy

Soft Pitch