Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(17) 32
Kebabas				Westam
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Cent MID5 17 Left DEF1 35 Left DEF2 52 Cent MID4 71 111 STR 87		Bill Board 3, 8, 10, 15, 20, 22, 28, 33 (pen), 38, 43, 48, 50, 58, 66, 69, 72, 77, 79 Winnie Bago 6, 25, 87 Adam Bomb 13, 31, 40, 53 (pen), 61, 64, 74 (pen), 82 (pen) Willie Maykit 35 Herbie Voor 45 Ed Jewcation 85

Match Statistics

Sweeper	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
37	Possession	63
9	Shots	33
13	Fouls	6
3	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	1.GK1		0
2	R.DEF1		0
3	C.DEF3		46
4	C.DEF1	(90)	48
5	L.DEF1	(82)	48
6	L.DEF2	(41)	48
7	C.MID4		48
8	C.MID5		46
9	L.MID1		48
10	M.Labor		0
11	1.STR		48
12	C.DEF4		0
13	R.MID1		0
14	C.MID6		0
15	2.GK2		0
16	C.MID2		0

1	L.Briccant		63
2	J.Nasium		67
3	E.Whatarmy		66
4	W.Maykit	(90)	75
5	E.Ible		63
6	B.Frapples		71
7	T.Urchips		81
8	H.Voor		83
9	A.Bomb		94
10	W.Bago		67
11	B.Board	(82)	45
12	X.Breath		0
13	S.Down		0
14	L.Stooth		0
15	S.Down		0
16	E.Jewcation	(82)	45


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Bill Board	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
6 mins	Winnie Bago	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
8 mins	Bill Board	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
10 mins	Bill Board	with a spectacular bicycle kick
13 mins	Adam Bomb	with the hand of God
15 mins	Bill Board	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
17 mins	Cent MID5	with a belter from his own half
18 mins	Bill Board	blasted a penalty into row z
20 mins	Bill Board	with a thunderous shot from distance
22 mins	Bill Board	from a free kick
25 mins	Winnie Bago	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
28 mins	Bill Board	with a belter from the halfway line
31 mins	Adam Bomb	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
33 mins	Bill Board	after ref awarded a penalty
35 mins	Left DEF1	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
35 mins	Willie Maykit	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
38 mins	Bill Board	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
40 mins	Adam Bomb	with a dink right on the goal line
41 mins	Left DEF2	Spitting
43 mins	Bill Board	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
45 mins	Herbie Voor	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
48 mins	Bill Board	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
50 mins	Bill Board	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
52 mins	Left DEF2	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
53 mins	Adam Bomb	after ref awarded a penalty
56 mins	Bill Board	blasted a penalty into row z
58 mins	Bill Board	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
61 mins	Adam Bomb	with a strike from the left wing
64 mins	Adam Bomb	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
66 mins	Bill Board	from a free kick
69 mins	Bill Board	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
71 mins	Cent MID4	from a goal kick
72 mins	Bill Board	from a throw in
74 mins	Adam Bomb	after ref awarded a penalty
77 mins	Bill Board	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
79 mins	Bill Board	with the bumcheek of God
82 mins	Left DEF1	Head butting
82 mins	Bill Board	A mild concussion
82 mins	Adam Bomb	after ref awarded a penalty
85 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
87 mins	111 STR	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
87 mins	Winnie Bago	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
90 mins	Willie Maykit	Head butting
90 mins	Cent DEF1	Head butting
90 mins	Ed Jewcation	scuffed a penalty

Match Report

Westam added another three points to their promotion push after this 32 - 5 win over Kebabas.
The team's performance is credit to the Westam manager Nathan Storey and his decision to send his team Visit disco.
With Westam missing 1 players for no apparent reason it was a miracle they took full honours.
Winnie Bago found the back of the net on three occasions to take a well-earned hat trick.
An incredible display by Westam's midfield. They were like a moron on Mastermind. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass…
Willie Maykit and Cent DEF1 both found themselves in Lewis Lummox's book after headbutting each other like rutting stags.
Westam's Nathan Storey is clearly deeply in love with 4 3 3 Attacking. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"We were absolutely terrible," huffed Kebabas manager Nugalesim Visus after his team's defeat. "We didn't look capable of passing wind out there."
null Apparently Kebabas were promised a pint of beer for every goal they scored.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

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