Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(9) 18
We Play Like Girls				Andrea Del Club
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
		Ulee Daway 4, 29, 32, 36, 40, 63, 80 Manuel Labor 8, 13 (pen), 17, 55, 60, 76 Chanda Lear 43 Ken Opener 47 Al Nino 51 Player Name 58725 67 (og), 72 (og)

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	3 4 1 2
31	Possession	69
5	Shots	19
3	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 58720		29
2	P.Name 58725	(62)	36
3	P.Name 58729		0
4	P.Name 58727		0
5	P.Name 58732		0
6	P.Name 58735		31
7	P.Name 58730		0
8	P.Name 58733		30
9	P.Name 58736		28
10	P.Name 58737		0
11	P.Name 58739		32
12	P.Name 58731		0
13	P.Name 58726		0
14	P.Name 58721		0
15	P.Name 58734		0
16	P.Name 58724		0

1	A.Thetires		46
2	K.Opener		71
3	A.Meway	(61)	47
4	R.Ingleaves	(61)	46
5	J.Frayed		46
6	C.Lear		85
7	T.Urchips		88
8	A.Nino		46
9	W.Dipoo		46
10	M.Labor		42
11	U.Daway		48
12	D.Buratto		0
13	S.Down		0
14	J.King		0
15	V.Crow		0
16	C.Arm		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Ulee Daway	with a great solo effort
8 mins	Manuel Labor	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
13 mins	Manuel Labor	after ref awarded a penalty
17 mins	Manuel Labor	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
21 mins	Ulee Daway	blasted a penalty into row z
25 mins	Ulee Daway	blasted a penalty into row z
29 mins	Ulee Daway	with the bumcheek of God
32 mins	Ulee Daway	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
36 mins	Ulee Daway	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
40 mins	Ulee Daway	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
43 mins	Chanda Lear	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
47 mins	Ken Opener	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
51 mins	Al Nino	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
54 mins	Player Name 58736	scuffed a penalty
55 mins	Manuel Labor	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
60 mins	Manuel Labor	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
61 mins	Adam Meway	Indecent exposure
61 mins	Russell Ingleaves	Indecent exposure
62 mins	Player Name 58725	Unsporting behaviour
63 mins	Ulee Daway	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
67 mins	Player Name 58725	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
72 mins	Player Name 58725	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
76 mins	Manuel Labor	with a lovely move from the right wing
80 mins	Ulee Daway	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
84 mins	Winnie Dipoo	blasted a penalty into row z
88 mins	Ulee Daway	scuffed a penalty

Match Report

Carnage. Andrea Del Club annihilated We Play Like Girls 18 - 0.
The We Play Like Girls fans were calling for the head of manager Dave Berry after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
If We Play Like Girls were being paid to play football, they'd have had their wages stopped after this game. Andrea Del Club had so much possession it was almost embarrassing.
Much to his the delight of the opposition, Player Name 58725 stuck a beautifully weighted backpass right into his own net. Andrea Del Club could only marvel at the boy's obvious skill.
This result reads more like a tennis score than football. We Play Like Girls's defence would have faired better if they'd played the second half with tennis rackets. They were the pits.
Adam Meway and Russell Ingleaves were both cautioned for comparing willy sizes.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 3 4 1 2 was a good stab, unfortunately for William Benn most of his squad are best on the bench.
"The boys were heroes out there," claimed the Andrea Del Club manager after his side's victory. "We threw our dice into the ring and turned up trumps."
Like Cinderella can We Play Like Girls go from rags to riches after a result like this? They need to do something, at the moment they're just pumpkins.

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Michael McLintock

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