The Division Wed, 20 Nov 2024

	(2) 4	-	(11) 24
Take My Chippy FC				Castle Ford Wanderers
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Player Name 53716 16, 32 Player Name 53718 47 Player Name 53717 76		Amanda Hugnkiss 4, 12, 24, 35 Kenny Dewitt 9, 16, 20, 28, 39, 50, 62, 79 Chad Terbocks 31 Ben Crobbery 43 (pen), 53 (pen) Al Kaseltzer 46, 85 Moe Skeeto 57, 70, 73 Dinah Sore 66 Peter Pantz 77, 82, 88

Match Statistics
4 3 3		Formation		4 3 3 Attacking
38		Possession		62
10		Shots		24
18		Fouls		7
3		Yellow Cards		1
1		Red Cards		0
3		Offsides		5
Longball		Style		Continental
Attacking		Instruction		Attacking
Normal		Aggression		Pansy
Studded		Boots		Moulded

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 53701 30 2 P.Name 53715 34 3 P.Name 53708 (54) 29 4 P.Name 53709 0 5 P.Name 53705 (56) 30 6 P.Name 53711 (36,77) 27 7 P.Name 53710 33 8 P.Name 53713 29 9 P.Name 53716 (17) 32 10 P.Name 53717 40 11 P.Name 53718 26 12 P.Name 53700 0 13 P.Name 53706 0 14 P.Name 53704 0 15 P.Name 53714 (56) 33 16 P.Name 53702 0		1 B.Crobbery 89 2 S.Urai 65 3 B.Free 67 4 B.Weiser 45 5 P.Pantz 45 6 C.Terbocks 46 7 D.Sore 72 8 B.Ding (54) 66 9 K.Dewitt 46 10 A.Kaseltzer 64 11 A.Hugnkiss (36) 46 12 V.Veeta 0 13 A.Kaholic 0 14 P.Pantz (77) 44 15 M.Skeeto (77) (36) 45 16 A.Sapple 0

Time		Person	Description
4 mins		Amanda Hugnkiss	with a thunderous shot from distance
9 mins		Kenny Dewitt	with a belter from the halfway line
12 mins		Amanda Hugnkiss	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
16 mins		Player Name 53716	from a free kick
16 mins		Kenny Dewitt	with a flick on
17 mins		Player Name 53716	Time wasting
20 mins		Kenny Dewitt	from a goal kick
24 mins		Amanda Hugnkiss	from a throw in
28 mins		Kenny Dewitt	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
31 mins		Chad Terbocks	with a belter from the halfway line
32 mins		Player Name 53716	with a dink right on the goal line
35 mins		Amanda Hugnkiss	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
36 mins		Player Name 53711	Obstruction
36 mins		Amanda Hugnkiss	A mild concussion
39 mins		Kenny Dewitt	with a dink right on the goal line
43 mins		Ben Crobbery	after ref awarded a penalty
46 mins		Al Kaseltzer	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
47 mins		Player Name 53718	with a lovely move from the right wing
50 mins		Kenny Dewitt	with the hand of God
53 mins		Ben Crobbery	after ref awarded a penalty
54 mins		Player Name 53708	Foul and abusive language
54 mins		Bill Ding	Foul and abusive language
56 mins		Player Name 53705	A mild concussion
57 mins		Moe Skeeto	with the hand of God
62 mins		Player Name 53701	blasted a penalty into row z
62 mins		Kenny Dewitt	with a strike from the left wing
66 mins		Dinah Sore	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
70 mins		Moe Skeeto	with the bumcheek of God
73 mins		Moe Skeeto	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
75 mins		Take My Chippy FC	changed from 4 3 3 to 4 2 4
76 mins		Player Name 53717	with a header from the penalty area
77 mins		Player Name 53711	Obstruction
77 mins		Moe Skeeto	A broken cheek bone
77 mins		Peter Pantz	from the dressing room
79 mins		Kenny Dewitt	with a spectacular bicycle kick
82 mins		Peter Pantz	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
85 mins		Al Kaseltzer	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
88 mins		Peter Pantz	with a thunderous shot from distance

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Match Report

On this kind of form Castle Ford Wanderers look unstoppable. Most of their shots were too which accounts for the incredible 24 - 4 scoreline. Paul Mason must be either as lazy as they come or a blind optimist to think letting Take My Chippy FC off training will help. Take My Chippy FC manager Paul Mason was left standing in the car park looking at his watch as Player Name 53706 failed to show for this defeat due to gone on holiday. Peter Pantz's hat trick was rounded off with a thunderous shot from distance. The Castle Ford Wanderers attack simple bulldozed their way through the Take My Chippy FC defence. A demolition job. Player Name 53708 and Bill Ding had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card. Take My Chippy FC look about as convinving playing in the 4 3 3 formation as they would if boss Paul Mason sent them out in dresses. In reply to criticisms of his management after Take My Chippy FC's defeat, Paul Mason replied: "I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league." It would have been kinder all round if Castle Ford Wanderers paid for the local vet to come and put Take My Chippy FC out of their misery. As it was they were left to suffer.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Simon Pieman	Windy	Hard Pitch