Match Report

	(8) 16	-	(0) 0
Auchendennan AFC				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Player Name 60718 3, 61, 85 Player Name 60716 8, 12, 25, 43, 57, 81 Player Name 60704 20 Player Name 60706 34 Player Name 60717 39, 73 Player Name 60711 66 Player Name 60702 77 (pen) Player Name 60705 89

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	3 4 3
69	Possession	31
20	Shots	5
10	Fouls	5
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	1
Continental	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 60702		27
2	P.Name 60703		0
3	P.Name 60705	(35)	30
4	P.Name 60706		26
5	P.Name 60704		26
6	P.Name 60707		29
7	P.Name 60711		31
8	P.Name 60713		0
9	P.Name 60716	(35)	32
10	P.Name 60717		42
11	P.Name 60718		30
12	P.Name 60712		0
13	P.Name 60714		0
14	P.Name 60701		0
15	P.Name 60715		0
16	P.Name 60709		0

1	P.Name 58720		0
2	P.Name 58725		0
3	P.Name 58729	(52)	32
4	P.Name 58727		30
5	P.Name 58732		0
6	P.Name 58735		31
7	P.Name 58730		0
8	P.Name 58733	(63)	30
9	P.Name 58736		28
10	P.Name 58737		0
11	P.Name 58739		32
12	P.Name 58731	(63)	32
13	P.Name 58726		0
14	P.Name 58721		0
15	P.Name 58734		0
16	P.Name 58724		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Player Name 60718	from a free kick
8 mins	Player Name 60716	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
12 mins	Player Name 60716	with a spectacular bicycle kick
16 mins	Player Name 60702	scuffed a penalty
20 mins	Player Name 60704	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
25 mins	Player Name 60716	with a strike from the left wing
30 mins	Player Name 60702	scuffed a penalty
34 mins	Player Name 60706	with a belter from the halfway line
35 mins	Player Name 60716	Dangerous tackling
35 mins	Player Name 60705	Dangerous tackling
39 mins	Player Name 60717	with the bumcheek of God
43 mins	Player Name 60716	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
52 mins	Player Name 58729	Shirt pulling
52 mins	Player Name 60702	scuffed a penalty
57 mins	Player Name 60716	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
61 mins	Player Name 60718	from a throw in
63 mins	Player Name 58733	A broken finger
66 mins	Player Name 60711	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
73 mins	Player Name 60717	with a thunderous shot from distance
77 mins	Player Name 60702	after ref awarded a penalty
81 mins	Player Name 60716	with a great volley from 10 yards out
85 mins	Player Name 60718	from a throw in
89 mins	Player Name 60705	after a pigeon distracted the keeper

Match Report

Following this defeat, they're beginning to look very much like a lost cause as far as this league goes. The drop surely beckons unless they can start to pick up points. And quickly.
Dave Berry clearly thinks passing is something stupid people do on game shows, or else he'd be training his squad how to do it better. Any training at all would help!
Player Name 58734 was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
We Play Like Girls's goalie Player Name 58720 couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
Dave Berry needs to start getting more defensive. Both about this awful result, and tactically.
Player Name 60716 and Player Name 60705 were both booked for a four-footed stampede on We Play Like Girls's Player Name 58739.
We Play Like Girls's Dave Berry is clearly deeply in love with 3 4 3. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"At the end of the day we just ran out of legs," admitted losing manager Dave Berry. "When they scored I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in."
It's a simple game is football. Score more goals than the other team. Auchendennan AFC seem to have gone a little too far here and scored more goals than We Play Like Girls look like scoring all season.

Extra Information

Referee

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Pitch

Michael McLintock

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