Match Report

	(7) 14	-	(2) 4
evil pixie fc				Leyton Orientals
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Peter Pantz 5, 16 (pen), 28, 34, 40, 51, 90 Justin Credible 11, 46, 57, 67, 79 Jose Frayed 23 Herbie Voor 85 (og)		Xavier Money 27 Des Buratto 39 Moe Skeeto 49 Sid Down 80

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
69	Possession	31
20	Shots	9
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	0
1	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Tricity		90
2	R.Banks	(86)	73
3	A.Structible		83
4	B.Board		75
5	T.Burr		83
6	J.Czarfunee		81
7	M.Rohsopht	(42)	87
8	N.Ovtime		88
9	J.Frayed		90
10	J.Credible		92
11	B.Dover		93
12	S.Knot		0
13	A.Choke		0
14	T.Vision		0
15	V.Lay		0
16	J.Case		0

1	X.Breath	68
2	S.Night	71
3	B.Free	77
4	B.Board	74
5	H.Voor	61
6	X.Money	74
7	D.Buratto	88
8	M.Skeeto	90
9	S.Down	79
10	A.Birthday	76
11	S.Urai	82
12	E.Dover	0
13	K.Opener	0
14	B.Dover	0
15	H.Fire	0
16	L.Briccant	0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Peter Pantz	with the bumcheek of God
11 mins	Justin Credible	from a corner
13 mins	Xavier Breath	blasted a penalty into row z
16 mins	Peter Pantz	after ref awarded a penalty
23 mins	Jose Frayed	with a belter from the halfway line
27 mins	Xavier Money	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
28 mins	Peter Pantz	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
34 mins	Peter Pantz	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
39 mins	Des Buratto	with a belter from the halfway line
40 mins	Peter Pantz	with a header from the penalty area
42 mins	Manuel Labor	Being drunk
46 mins	Justin Credible	with a belter from the halfway line
49 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
51 mins	Peter Pantz	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
57 mins	Justin Credible	with a powerful header into the top corner
60 mins	evil pixie fc	changed from Longball to Passing
67 mins	Justin Credible	with a great chip from the left wing
70 mins	Xavier Breath	scuffed a penalty
79 mins	Justin Credible	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
80 mins	Sid Down	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
85 mins	Herbie Voor	with an own goal
86 mins	Robin Banks	Head butting
90 mins	Peter Pantz	with a stunning effort that went in off the post

Match Report

Leyton Orientals will just want to go home and forget this astonishing 14 - 4 thumping at the hands of evil pixie fc. Maybe they should have just stayed at home in the first place.
Whatever it is kevin ward is putting in evil pixie fc's water, we'd like some.
If Leyton Orientals were being paid to play football, they'd have had their wages stopped after this game. evil pixie fc had so much possession it was almost embarrassing.
Keeper Xavier Breath should stop for some sleeping pills on his way home, there's no way he will sleep after his atrocious performance in the Leyton Orientals goal.
Crop circle investigators don't get too excited, it's just evil pixie fc's forwards. They ran rings around Leyton Orientals's defence.
evil pixie fc player Mike Rohsopht's had his knuckle duster, catapult and popgun confiscated by the referee before the game, so it was no surprise when he was sent off.
evil pixie fc look about as convinving playing in the 4 3 3 Attacking formation as they would if boss kevin ward sent them out in dresses.
"We owe it all to the boss," babbled an excited fan after the evil pixie fc win. "The goals made such a difference to this game."
If anyone wondered why there were buckets of water on the touchline they need not have looked any further than the 14 - 4 scoreline. evil pixie fc are on fire.

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Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

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