Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(0) 0
The Supers				evil pixie fc
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Kursat Erk 9 (pen), 51, 82 (pen) Lou Sirr 19, 74 Ken Opener 28, 36, 45, 60 David Lind 68

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
59	Possession	41
18	Shots	10
8	Fouls	9
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	W.Maykit	88
2	D.Archer	88
3	B.Arrow	88
4	M.Cadman	89
5	B.Cherry	89
6	K.Erk	90
7	D.Lind	89
8	G.Lourenco	89
9	K.Opener	93
10	L.Sirr	87
11	M.Frost	89
12	A.Hassle	0
13	R.Shuttleworth	0
14	C.Mass	0
15	W.Deer	0
16	C.Adu-Gyamfi	0

1	A.Tricity	80
2	B.Crobbery	70
3	R.Banks	75
4	B.Board	69
5	T.Burr	74
6	J.Czarfunee	76
7	S.Knot	82
8	J.Case	75
9	J.Frayed	83
10	J.Credible	84
11	B.Dover	81
12	D.Sore	0
13	A.Choke	0
14	T.Vision	0
15	V.Lay	0
16	V.Crow	0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Kursat Erk	after ref awarded a penalty
19 mins	Lou Sirr	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
28 mins	Ken Opener	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
30 mins	evil pixie fc	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
36 mins	Ken Opener	with the hand of God
45 mins	Ken Opener	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
51 mins	Kursat Erk	with a flick on
60 mins	Ken Opener	from the dressing room
68 mins	David Lind	with the hand of God
74 mins	Lou Sirr	with a flick on
82 mins	Kursat Erk	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

evil pixie fc manager kevin ward must have been an optician in a previous life. It would explain why his team made such a spectacle of themselves in this 10 - 0 thrashing by The Supers.
It's not just weights evil pixie fc needs to lift. Their manager needs to lift their spirits in training too. He could start by tinkering with the Corners practice.
evil pixie fc keeper Alec Tricity was so bad it was his own team's fans who started the "you're rubbish" chant whenever he took a goal kick.
evil pixie fc's forwards are starting to resemble a pair of nursery school scissors. They lack any real cutting edge.
Remarkably, not a single player incurred the wrath of the ref. The reason, it was discovered afterwards, was that the ref couldn't actually write.
evil pixie fc's kevin ward is clearly deeply in love with 4 3 3 Attacking. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
With a record worse than any Fame Academy graduate, no-one would buy this rubbish. Unless they buck up their ideas up, evil pixie fc are going to have the worst record in this division.
Results don't get much more convincing than this. The Supers looked almost embarrassed at the ease with which they bulged the opposition net. on a mere 10 occasions.

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Buster Jones Junior

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