Match Report

	(6) 14	-	(0) 0
Bedwell City				White Forest
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Bill Board 8 Artie Choke 15, 24, 36, 43, 60, 70, 75 (pen), 85 Bowen Arrow 30 Al Kaseltzer 49, 64 Fletcher Bisceps 54 Winnie Dipoo 80

Match Statistics

5 4 1	Formation	4 4 2 Attacking
63	Possession	37
20	Shots	8
9	Fouls	16
4	Yellow Cards	7
0	Red Cards	2
8	Offsides	5
Passing	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Nutter
Blades	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	S.Pull		88
2	B.Arrow		88
3	E.Ible		90
4	V.Crow	(15)	87
5	J.Case	(62)	87
6	A.Sapple	(48)	86
7	V.Crow	(15)	45
8	R.Banks		90
9	B.Ender		89
10	R.Meeblind		80
11	B.Board	(15)	45
12	D.Druff		0
13	W.Dipoo	(15) (32)	88
14	A.Kaseltzer	(15)	88
15	L.Tarred		0
16	A.Choke	(15) (37)	94

1	T.Vision		78
2	E.Dover	(58)	55
3	C.Galliano	(37)	71
4	B.Tagg		70
5	D.Tater	(60)	74
6	A.Perera		82
7	B.Galliano	(29,48)	71
8	B.Tagg	(9,20)	66
9	A.Montegriffo		83
10	E.Ible	(87)	78
11	B.Weiser	(60)	60
12	J.Burrell	(60) (68)	75
13	H.Voor	(60) (78)	71
14	W.Guilliano		0
15	L.DeHand		0
16	S.Freak		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	White Forest	changed from 4 4 2 Attacking to 4 3 3 Attacking
1 mins	Bedwell City	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
8 mins	Bill Board	from a goal kick
9 mins	John Alecio	Stealing
15 mins	Artie Choke	from a corner
20 mins	John Alecio	Interfering with an opponent
24 mins	Artie Choke	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
29 mins	Brian Galliano	Indecent exposure
30 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a lovely move from the right wing
32 mins	Winnie Dipoo	Time wasting
36 mins	Artie Choke	with a dink right on the goal line
37 mins	Clive Galliano	Head butting
37 mins	Artie Choke	Head butting
43 mins	Artie Choke	with a great chip from the left wing
48 mins	Brian Galliano	Head butting
48 mins	Adam Sapple	Head butting
49 mins	Al Kaseltzer	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
54 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a spectacular bicycle kick
58 mins	Eileen Dover	Dangerous tackling
60 mins	Artie Choke	with the bumcheek of God
62 mins	Justin Case	Time wasting
64 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
68 mins	John Burrell	Annoying the referee
70 mins	Artie Choke	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
75 mins	Artie Choke	after ref awarded a penalty
78 mins	Brian Jeffries	Obstruction
80 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
85 mins	Artie Choke	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
87 mins	Charlie Poggio	Time wasting

Match Report

The groundsmen are going to be working overtime to repair the penalty areas after Bedwell City barely left them for the duration of this 14 - 0 massacre of White Forest.
A strict diet of Jogging, Corners and a little more Jogging has seen Bedwell City's stamina levels shoot up.
White Forest looked so unlikely to score that Bedwell City keeper Sam Pull managed a snooze in the second half and still managed to keep a clean sheet.
What a midfield Bedwell City have. White Forest didn't get a look in but have plenty brusises as souvenirs.
Bedwell City and White Forest claimed it was sign of their commitment that the ref had to reach into his pocket 13 times during this grumpy encounter.
Clive Galliano and Artie Choke were both shown the yellow card after an off the ball incident led to them knocking each other out with a simultaneous headbutt.
Most of Bedwell City clearly thought 5 4 1 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"If we played like this every week, we wouldn't be so inconsistant" announced victorious Bedwell City boss Terry Bull.
Apparently after this whitewash defender Dick Tater told the boss he'd be a great idea for strengthening the side. 'When are you leaving?' asked the manager.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Windy

Normal Pitch