Match Report

	(9) 17	-	(0) 1
Enfield Town				Leyton Orientals
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Al Kaseltzer 5 Hugh Mungous 10, 50, 67 Jim Nasium 14, 36, 54 Ben Dover 19 Rick Kleiner 23, 28, 41 (pen), 45 (pen), 58, 63 Kenny Dewitt 72, 80 Shirley Knot 76		Harrison Fire 53

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	Christmas Tree
70	Possession	30
23	Shots	8
12	Fouls	11
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	H.Mungous		88
2	H.Voor		89
3	U.Daway		87
4	M.Absent	(28)	81
5	B.Dover		89
6	K.Dewitt		89
7	S.Knot		89
8	H.Mungous		91
9	W.Maykit		87
10	J.Nasium		91
11	R.Kleiner	(60)	89
12	J.Frayed		0
13	M.DeLawn		0
14	A.Hassle		0
15	B.Board		0
16	A.Birthday		0

1	B.Dover		80
2	S.Night		72
3	B.Free		62
4	X.Money	(28)	45
5	H.Voor		69
6	M.Skeeto		61
7	A.Choke		73
8	A.Birthday		57
9	S.Urai	(47)	65
10	T.Burr		63
11	H.Fire		78
12	B.Board	(28)	57
13	X.Breath		0
14	L.Briccant		0
15	S.Down		0
16	D.Buratto		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a header from the penalty area
10 mins	Hugh Mungous	with a great chip from the left wing
14 mins	Jim Nasium	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
19 mins	Ben Dover	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
23 mins	Rick Kleiner	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
28 mins	Bo Nessround	Indecent exposure
28 mins	Xavier Money	A mild concussion
28 mins	Rick Kleiner	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
32 mins	Rick Kleiner	scuffed a penalty
36 mins	Jim Nasium	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
41 mins	Rick Kleiner	after ref awarded a penalty
45 mins	Rick Kleiner	after ref awarded a penalty
47 mins	Sam Urai	Foul and abusive language
50 mins	Hugh Mungous	with a lovely move from the right wing
53 mins	Harrison Fire	with a header from the penalty area
54 mins	Jim Nasium	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
58 mins	Rick Kleiner	with the bumcheek of God
60 mins	Rick Kleiner	Two-footed tackle
63 mins	Rick Kleiner	with a powerful header into the top corner
67 mins	Hugh Mungous	from the dressing room
72 mins	Kenny Dewitt	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
76 mins	Shirley Knot	with a brave flying header
80 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a spectacular bicycle kick

Match Report

"17 - 1 to the Enfield Town" might not rhyme, but it sounds like the best song in the world when you've just scored 17 goals against Leyton Orientals with precious little reply.
Maybe Leyton Orientals should consider a varied programme of training instead of a boring Penalties overkill.
Des Buratto was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
It was such a bad match for Leyton Orientals goalie Ben Dover that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
Leyton Orientals's combination of midfielders have taken to playing across the centre like a duck out of water
There are less suitable formations for Leyton Orientals's squad than Christmas Tree, but Big Eric Chan would be advised to ignore those too.
"I told the lads, I said to them I wouldn't be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish," said a clearly delighted robert muir after the game. "In terms of the Richter scale this result was a force 8 gale."
Like Cinderella can Leyton Orientals go from rags to riches after a result like this? They need to do something, at the moment they're just pumpkins.

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Weather

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Terrence Frisk

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