Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(7) 15
Leyton Orientals				Team Name
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
		Mike Rohsopht_10 4 Sam Urai_9 10 (pen), 20 (pen), 25, 31, 35, 46, 56, 86 Fletcher Bisceps_9 41 Willie Maykit_10 51, 76 *Xavier Breath_10 61, 71 Bjorn Free_10 66

Match Statistics

3 6 1	Formation	4 5 1
30	Possession	70
5	Shots	23
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	6
Longball	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	B.Dover		78
2	S.Night	(80)	65
3	K.Opener		75
4	X.Money		73
5	D.Buratto		71
6	M.Skeeto		75
7	S.Manilla		76
8	A.Choke		78
9	S.Down		72
10	A.Birthday		63
11	T.Burr		69
12	B.Tagg		0
13	B.Free		0
14	X.Breath		0
15	S.Urai		0
16	H.Voor		0

1	H.First_10		89
2	*.Gator_10		90
3	*.Knot_9	(1)	89
4	*.Rohsopht_10		87
5	*.Deer_09		82
6	*.Absent_09		89
7	*.Terbocks_10		87
8	*.Tater_10	(1)	45
9	*.Breath_10		90
10	*.Bisceps_9		89
11	P.Pantz_9	(1)	45
12	X.Breath_10		0
13	B.Free_10	(1)	89
14	E.Roids_10	(1) (55)	89
15	*.Nasium_9		0
16	*.Urai_9	(1)	93


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Team Name	changed from Defensive to Attacking
4 mins	*Mike Rohsopht_10	with a dink right on the goal line
10 mins	*Sam Urai_9	after ref awarded a penalty
20 mins	*Sam Urai_9	after ref awarded a penalty
25 mins	*Sam Urai_9	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
31 mins	*Sam Urai_9	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
35 mins	*Sam Urai_9	with a great chip from the left wing
41 mins	*Fletcher Bisceps_9	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
46 mins	*Sam Urai_9	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
51 mins	*Willie Maykit_10	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
55 mins	*Willie Maykit_10	Obstruction
56 mins	*Sam Urai_9	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
61 mins	*Xavier Breath_10	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
66 mins	Bjorn Free_10	with the bumcheek of God
71 mins	*Xavier Breath_10	with a header from the penalty area
76 mins	*Willie Maykit_10	from a corner
80 mins	Samson Night	Time wasting
81 mins	*Wayne Deer_09	blasted a penalty into row z
86 mins	*Sam Urai_9	after a pigeon distracted the keeper

Match Report

When you see a result like this, you do wonder. Did the opposition actually turn up? What were they doing if they did? What on earth were Team Name doing if they didn't? Only 15 - 0? Slackers.
The Leyton Orientals fans were calling for the head of manager Big Eric Chan after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
No one on the Leyton Orientals team looked like they knew what to do with the ball when they got it. No matter though, they didn't keep if for very long.
What do you have to do to beat this guy? Team Name keeper Hugo First_10 played a blinder and got a clean sheet as his reward.
Like a box of damp matches, the Leyton Orientals forward line is full of useless strikers.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 3 6 1 was a good stab, unfortunately for Big Eric Chan most of his squad are best on the bench.
The Team Name players were overheard enthusing about their bosses man management skills after this win: "He gives the players a shoulder to talk to."
Even if this was a game of rugby, Leyton Orientals wouldn't have been able to compete due to their lack of trying.

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Lewis Lummox

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