Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(7) 15
evil pixie fc				Fools United
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
		Hinnerk Hinnerksen 4, 16, 29, 34, 39, 72 Geerke Geerkens 11 (pen), 50 (pen), 61, 66 (pen), 78, 89 (pen) Wilke Wilkens* 45 Robin Robinson* 55 Ben Crobbery 83 (og)

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	5 2 3 Attacking
33	Possession	67
8	Shots	19
11	Fouls	7
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	A.Tricity		78
2	B.Crobbery		57
3	D.Pipes		75
4	B.Board		71
5	T.Burr		0
6	J.Czarfunee		76
7	M.Rohsopht		82
8	J.Case		75
9	J.Frayed	(41)	78
10	J.Credible	(82)	80
11	B.Dover		80
12	S.Knot		0
13	A.Choke		0
14	T.Vision		0
15	V.Lay		0
16	V.Crow		0

1	H.Harrisson		88
2	R.Romanov		89
3	C.Casparsson		87
4	C.Carlsson*	(15)	62
5	T.Tetens		89
6	N.Nilsson		88
7	J.Jacobsen	(15)	62
8	F.Fergusson		87
9	G.Geerkens		90
10	S.Sigthorsson	(15)	45
11	H.Hinnerksen	(52)	89
12	M.Mommsen		0
13	M.Magnusson		0
14	W.Wilkens*	(15)	87
15	N.Nickelson*	(15)	89
16	R.Robinson*	(15)	89


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
11 mins	Geerke Geerkens	after ref awarded a penalty
16 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
29 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
30 mins	Fools United	changed from Passing to Longball
30 mins	Fools United	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
30 mins	evil pixie fc	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
34 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
39 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
41 mins	Jose Frayed	Repeated diving
45 mins	Wilke Wilkens*	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
50 mins	Geerke Geerkens	after ref awarded a penalty
52 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	Scrapping
55 mins	Robin Robinson*	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
61 mins	Geerke Geerkens	with the hand of God
66 mins	Geerke Geerkens	after ref awarded a penalty
72 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	from a goal kick
78 mins	Geerke Geerkens	with a strike from the left wing
82 mins	Justin Credible	Foul and abusive language
83 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
89 mins	Geerke Geerkens	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

What was this? A game of rugby? Such was the beating handed down to evil pixie fc that it must have seemed like Fools United were getting three points per goal with a bonus penalty kick every time they scored for the result to be 15 - 0.
The Harrynator, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
Val Crow was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
Quite how evil pixie fc's Ben Crobbery got as confused as he did about which was his team was playing is anyone's guess. He left nothing to chance when he blasted the ball past his own keeper.
Don't ask evil pixie fc's midfield to cross their fingers, after todays display they'd cross them into the car park.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, evil pixie fc's kevin ward is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 4 3 3 Attacking formation.
One look at the standings, and a quick glance at the upcoming fixtures, will tell you why the smart money is going large for Fools United.
At the end of the day, you get the feeling the damage could have been a lot worse. And if this is a Fools United side not yet playing at full tilt, the rest of the division better beware.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

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Hard Pitch