Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(6) 13
evil pixie fc				Chambly FC
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
		Samson Night 7 Ben Dover 14, 74 Adam Sapple 21, 49, 62, 85 (pen) Dick Tater 30, 44 (pen), 67 (pen) Alec Tricity 37 Al Luminum 56 Bo Nessround 79

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
40	Possession	60
12	Shots	16
10	Fouls	5
2	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	6
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Tricity		81
2	B.Crobbery		71
3	D.Pipes		77
4	B.Board		69
5	T.Burr		76
6	J.Czarfunee		76
7	S.Knot		82
8	J.Case		75
9	J.Frayed	(27,51)	72
10	A.Thetires	(82)	76
11	D.Sore		83
12	M.Labor		0
13	A.Choke		0
14	T.Vision		0
15	V.Lay		0
16	V.Crow		0

1	M.Labor		88
2	B.Nessround	(1)	62
3	B.Nessround		88
4	A.Hassle		88
5	A.Tricity		89
6	D.Tater		81
7	S.Night	(58)	89
8	S.Cola	(1)	45
9	E.Whatarmy		90
10	A.Sapple		93
11	A.Thetires	(1)	63
12	B.Dover	(1)	90
13	A.Luminum	(1)	87
14	F.Furter	(1)	89
15	J.Strap		0
16	A.Choke		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Chambly FC	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
7 mins	Samson Night	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
14 mins	Ben Dover	from a goal kick
21 mins	Adam Sapple	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
27 mins	Jose Frayed	Squabbling
30 mins	Chambly FC	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
30 mins	evil pixie fc	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
30 mins	Dick Tater	from a free kick
37 mins	Alec Tricity	with a belter from the halfway line
44 mins	Dick Tater	after ref awarded a penalty
49 mins	Adam Sapple	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
51 mins	Jose Frayed	Indecent exposure
56 mins	Al Luminum	with a thunderous shot from distance
58 mins	Samson Night	Fighting with fans
62 mins	Adam Sapple	from a throw in
67 mins	Dick Tater	after ref awarded a penalty
74 mins	Ben Dover	with a belter from his own half
79 mins	Bo Nessround	with a belter from the halfway line
82 mins	Aaron Thetires	Faking injury
82 mins	Dick Tater	A mild concussion
85 mins	Adam Sapple	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

This is the sort of game sides like Chambly FC dream of. At 13 - 0 it was the sort of game that'll give the evil pixie fc keeper nightmares.
Tudor Stamate's decision to have his team concentrate on their Jogging, has seen them become a much more dangerous side.
If this game went on for a week, evil pixie fc couldn't have put the ball past Chambly FC keeper Manuel Labor.
You'd have to brick up the Chambly FC's goal for it to be as safe as it is with this defence in front of it.
Most of evil pixie fc clearly thought 4 3 3 Attacking was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"A lot of hard work went into this defeat," sobbed manager kevin ward "That said, this was a smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there was one."
The vet added insult to injury when he arrived with a slobbering Labrador who licked all the players and slapped the club with a £1,000 bill for lab tests.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Normal

Soft Pitch