Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(6) 14
Bedwell City				Realale Madrid
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
		... Miovski* 7, 40, 54 ... Boyd 14, 18 (pen), 48, 88 (pen) ... Hoilett 24 Otto Whackew 33 (og) ... Duk* 62, 72 ... Shite bag* 68 Dinah Sore 77 Justin Case 82 (og)

Match Statistics

5 4 1	Formation	2 5 3
42	Possession	58
11	Shots	15
11	Fouls	5
2	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	6
Passing	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Pull		81
2	R.Banks	(67,68)	45
3	E.Ible		75
4	V.Crow	(15)	76
5	J.Case		66
6	A.Kaseltzer		45
7	V.Crow	(15)	45
8	A.Abet		83
9	F.Bisceps		82
10	R.Meeblind	(31)	72
11	B.Board	(15)	45
12	D.Druff		0
13	O.Whackew	(15)	65
14	W.Dipoo	(15)	45
15	L.Tarred		0
16	A.Choke	(15)	82

1	A.Hassle		87
2	..Ruby*		89
3	W.Piece		89
4	..Hoilett		88
5	..McGrath	(1)	45
6	H.Fire		88
7	..Shite bag*		89
8	D.Sore		89
9	..Duncan	(1)	54
10	..Duk*		89
11	..Boyd		92
12	..Miovski*	(1)	91
13	V.Lay		0
14	..Shinnie	(1) (67)	88
15	S.Urai		0
16	A.Choke		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Realale Madrid	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
1 mins	Bedwell City	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
7 mins	... Miovski*	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
14 mins	... Boyd	with a belter from his own half
15 mins	Realale Madrid	changed from Attacking to Defensive
18 mins	... Boyd	after ref awarded a penalty
24 mins	... Hoilett	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
30 mins	Realale Madrid	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
31 mins	Robin Meeblind	Two-footed tackle
33 mins	Otto Whackew	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
40 mins	... Miovski*	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
48 mins	... Boyd	with a great volley from 10 yards out
54 mins	... Miovski*	from a goal kick
60 mins	Realale Madrid	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
62 mins	... Duk*	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
67 mins	... Shinnie	Foul and abusive language
67 mins	Robin Banks	Foul and abusive language
68 mins	Robin Banks	No apparent reason
68 mins	... Shite bag*	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
72 mins	... Duk*	with a strike from the left wing
77 mins	Dinah Sore	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
82 mins	Justin Case	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
88 mins	... Boyd	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

This is the sort of game sides like Realale Madrid dream of. At 14 - 0 it was the sort of game that'll give the Bedwell City keeper nightmares.
Maybe Bedwell City should consider a varied programme of training instead of a boring Jogging overkill.
Watching Justin Case swiping at the ball over and over again in a vein attempt to clear his lines, it was almost tragic that the poor lad could only succeeded in sticking it past his floundering keeper for an own goal of cringing proportions.
Scouts were spotted watching Bedwell City's midfield. But only as the scout leader had them working on their comedy badge, the passing play was laughable.
... Shinnie and Robin Banks had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Bedwell City's Terry Bull is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 5 4 1 formation.
"All the Bedwell City team are 100% behind the manager," one player commented after this defeat. "But I can't speak for the rest of them."
If anyone wondered why there were buckets of water on the touchline they need not have looked any further than the 14 - 0 scoreline. Realale Madrid are on fire.

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