Match Report

	(0) 2	-	(8) 17
CORO GOLF FC				Purple Gelato
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Joe Kenny 61 Dave Feirn 89 (pen)		Anthony Gordon 821 3, 26, 52 Bukayo Saka 777 11, 15, 35, 59, 68, 79 Harry Kane* 778 20, 46, 90 Ivan Toney 757 30, 41, 63, 75 Jude Bellingham* 824 85 (pen)

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	2 5 3
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	20
11	Fouls	7
3	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	9
Passing	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	R.Mills		79
2	B.Kenny		68
3	D.Chatwin	(45)	51
4	G.Kerrigan	(60)	71
5	R.Alsop		71
6	M.Howsam	(32)	73
7	M.Coultard	(90)	71
8	P.Timmings	(15)	51
9	A.Shields		81
10	J.Hammond	(15)	45
11	D.Feirn		90
12	C.Moore	(45)	55
13	G.Jones	(15)	73
14	J.Kenny	(15)	89
15	D.Johnson		0
16	K.Butler		0

1	J.Pickford 633		89
2	T.Alex-Arnold 811		85
3	E.Konsa 763	(1)	78
4	J.Bellingham* 824		88
5	C.Palmer 784	(1)	45
6	K.Mainoo* 816	(45)	88
7	P.Foden 796		88
8	A.Gordon 821		90
9	B.Saka 777		79
10	I.Toney 757		93
11	O.Watkins 745	(1)	45
12	A.Ramsdale 584		0
13	L.Dunk 838	(1) (86)	82
14	D.Rice 821	(1)	89
15	E.Eze 737		0
16	H.Kane* 778	(1)	90


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Anthony Gordon 821	with a header from the penalty area
11 mins	Bukayo Saka 777	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
15 mins	Purple Gelato	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
15 mins	CORO GOLF FC	changed from Defensive to Attacking
15 mins	CORO GOLF FC	changed from 4 4 2 to 4 4 2 Attacking
15 mins	Bukayo Saka 777	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
20 mins	Harry Kane* 778	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
26 mins	Anthony Gordon 821	with the bumcheek of God
30 mins	Ivan Toney 757	from a throw in
32 mins	Mick Howsam	Shirt pulling
35 mins	Bukayo Saka 777	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
41 mins	Ivan Toney 757	with a great chip from the left wing
45 mins	Kobbie Mainoo* 816	Scrapping
45 mins	Dale Chatwin	A mild concussion
46 mins	Harry Kane* 778	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
52 mins	Anthony Gordon 821	with the hand of God
59 mins	Bukayo Saka 777	with a header from the penalty area
60 mins	Glyn Kerrigan	Obstruction
61 mins	Joe Kenny	with a header from the penalty area
63 mins	Ivan Toney 757	with the hand of God
68 mins	Bukayo Saka 777	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
75 mins	Ivan Toney 757	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
79 mins	Bukayo Saka 777	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
85 mins	Jude Bellingham* 824	after ref awarded a penalty
86 mins	Lewis Dunk 838	Foul and abusive language
89 mins	Dave Feirn	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Moddy Coultard	Interfering with an opponent
90 mins	Bukayo Saka 777	A mild concussion
90 mins	Harry Kane* 778	with a great chip from the left wing

Match Report

Purple Gelato took full points tonight and find themselves sitting pretty at 2nd place in the division.
Purple Gelato are fitter than the blond one out of Girls Aloud, after plenty of work on Defence.
Dave Johnson was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
Hat trick hero Harry Kane* 778 got to keep the ball after the match which was a bit of a blow for CORO GOLF FC because it was the only decent ball they had.
When Purple Gelato 's defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence.
CORO GOLF FC's DAVID FEIRN is clearly deeply in love with 4 4 2. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"It's not good enough," CORO GOLF FC boss DAVID FEIRN. was telling the local MW station. "What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio"
There was only one team with a mountain to climb here and it wasn't the free-scoring Purple Gelato . They were at the peak, while CORO GOLF FC struggled with their laces at base camp.

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