Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(6) 10
White Forest				The Tacticians
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
		Dennis Bergkamp 9 Ryan Giggs 17 Georgi Kinkladze 24 Patrice Evra 32 Steven Gerrard 39 (pen), 74 (pen) Ricardo Carvalho 45 Jay Jay Okocha 51 Michael Owen 67, 89

Match Statistics

4 4 2 Attacking	Formation	3 5 2
30	Possession	70
9	Shots	20
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	1
2	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	J.Gonzalez		80
2	C.Galliano	(60)	76
3	A.Meway		65
4	G.Baldachino		68
5	J.Dalli		73
6	A.Perera		82
7	E.Dover		82
8	J.Alecio	(60)	82
9	D.Luise		74
10	A.Montegriffo	(62)	79
11	C.Poggio	(60)	82
12	B.Galliano	(60)	84
13	J.Beriro	(60)	74
14	W.Guilliano		0
15	P.Pou	(60)	83
16	J.Burrell		0

1	A.Manninger		88
2	P.Scholes	(1)	54
3	N.Vidic	(1)	88
4	A.Bomb		88
5	D.Beckham		89
6	G.Kinkladze		89
7	S.Gerrard		88
8	J.Okocha		90
9	R.Giggs		88
10	G.Zola	(1)	45
11	M.Owen		89
12	P.Cech		0
13	G.Neville	(1)	90
14	D.Bergkamp	(1) (43,85)	88
15	F.Lampard		0
16	R.Carvalho	(1)	88


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	White Forest	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
9 mins	Dennis Bergkamp	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
15 mins	The Tacticians	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
17 mins	Ryan Giggs	with a flick on
24 mins	Georgi Kinkladze	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
32 mins	Patrice Evra	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
39 mins	Steven Gerrard	after ref awarded a penalty
43 mins	Dennis Bergkamp	Stealing
45 mins	The Tacticians	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
45 mins	Ricardo Carvalho	with a belter from the halfway line
51 mins	Jay Jay Okocha	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
60 mins	The Tacticians	changed from Defensive to Attacking
60 mins	White Forest	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
62 mins	Alan Montegriffo	Shirt pulling
67 mins	Michael Owen	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
74 mins	Steven Gerrard	after ref awarded a penalty
85 mins	Dennis Bergkamp	Repeated fouling
89 mins	Michael Owen	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area

Match Report

White Forest will just want to go home and forget this astonishing 10 - 0 thumping at the hands of The Tacticians. Maybe they should have just stayed at home in the first place.
What a tactician The Tacticians manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were The Rhino would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
If there was a raffle where first prize was football and White Forest had the winning ticket, they'd probably give it away to The Tacticians too.
What do you have to do to beat this guy? The Tacticians keeper Alex Manninger played a blinder and got a clean sheet as his reward.
Scouts were spotted watching White Forest's midfield. But only as the scout leader had them working on their comedy badge, the passing play was laughable.
White Forest's Alan Montegriffo experiment with the 4 4 2 Attacking formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"The boss has got us in the right mindset," said defender Nemanja Vidic, "We all want to be on the winning side and if you are, you're the winner."
The one upside to getting beaten so thoroughly is that Paxo will be knocking on White Forest's door come Monday morning with an offer for sponsorship.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

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