Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(7) 12
Bedwell City				Chambly FC
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
		Dick Tater 4 (pen), 9, 15 (pen), 36, 56, 65 (pen), 74 (pen), 78 Frank Furter 22 Ewan Whatarmy 29 Samson Night 45 Ben Dover 84

Match Statistics

5 4 1	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
37	Possession	63
9	Shots	12
3	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Pull		80
2	B.Arrow		64
3	E.Ible		78
4	V.Crow	(74)	45
5	J.Case		76
6	W.Dipoo		71
7	V.Crow	(15)	45
8	A.Abet		0
9	F.Bisceps		82
10	R.Meeblind	(62)	72
11	B.Board	(15)	45
12	D.Druff		0
13	O.Whackew		0
14	A.Kaseltzer	(15)	82
15	L.Tarred	(74)	51
16	A.Choke	(15)	81

1	M.Labor		89
2	B.Nessround	(1)	62
3	B.Nessround		89
4	A.Hassle		89
5	A.Tricity		88
6	D.Tater		93
7	S.Night		87
8	A.Luminum	(1)	45
9	E.Whatarmy		90
10	A.Sapple	(74)	86
11	A.Thetires	(1)	63
12	B.Dover	(1)	88
13	S.Cola	(1)	87
14	F.Furter	(1) (37)	87
15	J.Strap		0
16	A.Choke		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Chambly FC	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
1 mins	Bedwell City	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
4 mins	Dick Tater	after ref awarded a penalty
9 mins	Dick Tater	with a brave flying header
15 mins	Dick Tater	after ref awarded a penalty
22 mins	Frank Furter	from a goal kick
29 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
36 mins	Dick Tater	with a strike from the left wing
37 mins	Frank Furter	Dangerous tackling
45 mins	Samson Night	from a goal kick
56 mins	Dick Tater	with a strike from the left wing
62 mins	Robin Meeblind	Repeated fouling
65 mins	Dick Tater	after ref awarded a penalty
74 mins	Adam Sapple	Squabbling
74 mins	Val Crow	A broken thumb
74 mins	Dick Tater	after ref awarded a penalty
78 mins	Dick Tater	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
84 mins	Ben Dover	with a great solo effort

Match Report

Chambly FC went home with three of the easiest points they'll earn this season. Victory doesn't come anymore resounding than this 12 - 0 drubbing of a sorry-looking Bedwell City.
Free kicks is clearly an area that needs work in training. Unfortunately for Terry Bull so are the team's other five areas.
Not even Otto Whackew's primary school teacher would have swallowed the excuse that he missed today's game because he being dumped by his girlfriend.
Bedwell City's goalie Sam Pull couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
Bedwell City's midfield needs attention. They were making less successful passes than a flatulent, acne ridden geek with halitosis at a school disco.
Val Crow is out of the Bedwell City side for 6 weeks due to a broken thumb.
If you put on a show as poor as this in the West End, the audience would vote with their feet. Bedwell City need to knuckle down or face the consequences this season.
After shipping 0 goals, Chambly FC must have wished that sheer rockface would turn into a yawning chasm and swallow them up.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Rainy

Soft Pitch