Match Report

	(4) 10	-	(0) 1
Enfield Town				Realale Madrid
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Warren Piece 12 (og), 28 (og) Bill Board 19, 48, 64, 88 Jim Nasium 39, 59 (pen) Kenny Dewitt 73 (pen) Alec Tricity 81 (pen)		... Duk* 59

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	2 5 3
62	Possession	38
19	Shots	9
8	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	H.Mungous		90
2	A.Hassle		87
3	U.Daway		87
4	B.Crobbery		87
5	W.Bago		87
6	K.Dewitt		88
7	H.Mungous		89
8	S.Knot		88
9	W.Maykit		88
10	J.Nasium	(60)	45
11	B.Board	(77)	92
12	M.DeLawn		0
13	R.Kleiner		0
14	A.Tricity	(60)	88
15	A.Kaseltzer		0
16	B.Dover		0

1	A.Hassle		81
2	..Ruby*		0
3	W.Piece		65
4	..Hoilett		85
5	..McGrath	(1)	45
6	H.Fire		81
7	..Shite bag*		0
8	D.Sore		82
9	..Duncan		81
10	..Duk*		88
11	..Boyd	(40)	69
12	..Miovski*		0
13	V.Lay		0
14	..Shinnie	(1)	81
15	S.Urai	(40)	53
16	A.Choke		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Realale Madrid	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
12 mins	Warren Piece	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
15 mins	Realale Madrid	changed from Attacking to Defensive
19 mins	Bill Board	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
28 mins	Warren Piece	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
30 mins	Realale Madrid	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
39 mins	Jim Nasium	with a great solo effort
40 mins	... Boyd	A mild concussion
48 mins	Bill Board	with a header from the penalty area
59 mins	Jim Nasium	after ref awarded a penalty
59 mins	... Duk*	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
60 mins	Realale Madrid	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
60 mins	Jim Nasium	A broken arm
64 mins	Bill Board	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
73 mins	Kenny Dewitt	after ref awarded a penalty
77 mins	Bill Board	Indecent exposure
81 mins	Alec Tricity	after ref awarded a penalty
88 mins	Bill Board	from the dressing room

Match Report

A magnificent display by Enfield Town saw them obliterate Realale Madrid 10 - 1.
All those long hours at the local rec practising Free kicks paid off today for Enfield Town.
Realale Madrid's ... Miovski* didn't show for the match because his mummy had made Sunday roast early so they could all go to church later.
Golden rules: always make sure you are facing the opposition goal. Always make sure the goalie you are heading for doesn't look like the guy who gives you a lift home after games. Unlike Warren Piece do not put the ball into your own net. It's not big. It's not clever.
Don't ask Realale Madrid's midfield to cross their fingers, after todays display they'd cross them into the car park.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Realale Madrid go out in 2 5 3 formation we're still looking for it.
"We can beat anyone on our day so long as we score," Enfield Town boss robert muir claimed following the win.
If anyone wondered why there were buckets of water on the touchline they need not have looked any further than the 10 - 1 scoreline. Enfield Town are on fire.

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Referee

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Simon Pieman

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