Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(6) 11
Dragoon				TwoMinuteWarning
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
Lou Stooth 45, 61 Robin Meeblind 77		Winnie Bago 6, 77, 82 Peter Pantz 12 Daryl Lect 17 Carl Arm 28, 44, 66, 88 Kent Cook 33 (pen), 50 (pen)

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 4 2 Attacking
32	Possession	68
5	Shots	18
11	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Night		79
2	K.Dewitt		72
3	X.Money		77
4	D.Tater		76
5	B.Cherry	(51)	64
6	J.Credible		44
7	L.Stooth		59
8	R.Meeblind		61
9	S.Cola		46
10	H.First		0
11	R.Sance		45
12	W.Maykit		0
13	A.Birthday		0
14	R.Cranium		0
15	H.Voor		0
16	J.Case		0

1	K.Cook		87
2	H.Annsaw		76
3	P.Zaria	(60)	80
4	C.Mass		84
5	P.Pantz		85
6	S.Urai		80
7	D.Lect		79
8	J.Strap		90
9	A.Choke		68
10	W.Bago		82
11	C.Arm		90
12	F.Furter		0
13	L.DeHand		0
14	J.Strap		0
15	S.Urai		0
16	O.Whackew		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Winnie Bago	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
12 mins	Peter Pantz	with a brave flying header
14 mins	Lou Stooth	blasted a penalty into row z
17 mins	Daryl Lect	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
22 mins	Kent Cook	blasted a penalty into row z
28 mins	Carl Arm	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
30 mins	Lou Stooth	scuffed a penalty
33 mins	Kent Cook	after ref awarded a penalty
44 mins	Carl Arm	with a belter from his own half
45 mins	Lou Stooth	with a great volley from 10 yards out
50 mins	Kent Cook	after ref awarded a penalty
51 mins	Buster Cherry	Dangerous tackling
55 mins	Kent Cook	scuffed a penalty
60 mins	Pete Zaria	Spitting
60 mins	Kent Cook	scuffed a penalty
61 mins	Lou Stooth	with the hand of God
66 mins	Carl Arm	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
71 mins	Kent Cook	scuffed a penalty
77 mins	Robin Meeblind	from a free kick
77 mins	Winnie Bago	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
82 mins	Winnie Bago	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
88 mins	Carl Arm	with a great chip from the left wing

Match Report

Dragoon were reduced them to blubbering wrecks as the TwoMinuteWarning onslaught saw a haul of 11 goals - that's 11 goals - in this 11 - 3 battering.
Colin Jones's decision to have his team concentrate on their Aerobics, has seen them become a much more dangerous side.
TwoMinuteWarning had the lion's share of possession. The lion wasn't too pleased, but like Dragoon his skills weren't up to taking the ball off them either.
With 4 goals, Carl Arm was the toast of the TwoMinuteWarning dressing room.
Send out the search party! Dragoon's entire midfield went missing for the entire 90 minutes.
There are less suitable formations for Dragoon's squad than 2 5 3, but Frankie Merrick would be advised to ignore those too.
A grinning Carl Arm told the press: "Colin Jones has the Midas touch at the moment. He's responsible for our golden performances."
TwoMinuteWarning should be ashamed of themselves. Beating Dragoon 11 - 3 was a bit like mugging a granny for her pension. Both are equally defenceless.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

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