Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(7) 13
TwoMinuteWarning				Tunneltiger
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Winnie Bago 55		Abe Rudder 12, 22, 39, 79 Dick Tater 17, 28, 51, 56, 88 Aaron Thetires 33, 44 (pen) Andy Structible 61 Val Crow 67

Match Statistics

5 4 1 Attacking	Formation	4 3 3
30	Possession	70
7	Shots	22
7	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	K.Cook		72
2	H.Annsaw		70
3	P.Zaria	(90)	69
4	C.Mass		68
5	L.DeHand		74
6	O.Whackew		66
7	S.Urai	(63)	69
8	D.Lect		75
9	F.Furter		57
10	W.Deer		45
11	W.Bago		88
12	S.Urai	(63)	58
13	J.Strap		0
14	M.Rohsopht		0
15	C.Arm		0
16	J.Strap		0

1	T.Urchips	(45)	70
2	H.Mungous		86
3	D.Pipes		86
4	B.Cherry		85
5	D.Lesgettham		83
6	A.Structible		90
7	V.Crow		89
8	E.Roids		89
9	D.Tater		92
10	A.Rudder		92
11	A.Thetires		90
12	X.Breath		0
13	L.Lyde		0
14	R.Meeblind		0
15	H.First		0
16	R.Kleiner	(45)	87


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Tunneltiger	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
12 mins	Abe Rudder	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
17 mins	Dick Tater	with a lovely move from the right wing
22 mins	Abe Rudder	from a goal kick
28 mins	Dick Tater	with a great volley from 10 yards out
33 mins	Aaron Thetires	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
39 mins	Abe Rudder	with a flick on
44 mins	Aaron Thetires	after ref awarded a penalty
51 mins	Dick Tater	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
55 mins	Winnie Bago	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
56 mins	Dick Tater	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
61 mins	Andy Structible	from a goal kick
63 mins	Sam Urai	A mild concussion
67 mins	Val Crow	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
79 mins	Abe Rudder	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
88 mins	Dick Tater	with the hand of God
90 mins	Pete Zaria	High kicking

Match Report

A flawless display of goal-scoring prowess saw Tunneltiger demolish TwoMinuteWarning 13 - 1.
It looks like Tunneltiger have persuaded Sir Alex to visit them in training. All their work on their Sprinting is bringing instant results.
TwoMinuteWarning don't play well without the ball as this exercise in possession play by Tunneltiger taught them.
The only hope TwoMinuteWarning have of turning goalie Kent Cook into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
If attack is the best form of defence, then with Tunneltiger's attack playing so well Craig Hindle should think about fielding eleven strikers next game.
TwoMinuteWarning look about as convinving playing in the 5 4 1 Attacking formation as they would if boss Colin Jones sent them out in dresses.
"The lads picked their heads up off the ground," glowed manager Craig Hindle with pride following this win, "they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders."
Despite all their Christmases coming at once, Tunneltiger should still get a present. On the evidence of this one-sided contest a deckchair for their goalie might be nice.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Rainy

Muddy Pitch