Match Report

	(4) 9	-	(0) 1
kickass nastyboyz				Real Elstree
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Ben Dover 17, 26, 51 Chad Terbocks 33, 58, 67 Brice Tagg 42, 76, 84 (pen)		Bjorn Free 88

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	4 5 1
60	Possession	40
16	Shots	10
6	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Zaria		90
2	F.Furter		86
3	K.Dewitt		79
4	B.Cherry		83
5	B.Dover		85
6	A.Choke	(90)	79
7	H.First		89
8	C.Needzit		84
9	C.Terbocks		91
10	B.Tagg		91
11	B.Dover	(90)	48
12	H.Fire	(90)	62
13	H.Annsaw		0
14	B.Arrow		0
15	K.Opener		0
16	X.Breath		0

1	P.Zaria		76
2	L.DeHand		69
3	J.Czarfunee	(90)	71
4	B.Cherry		76
5	B.Ender		45
6	H.Seek		76
7	C.Needzit		67
8	M.DeLawn		44
9	A.Gravity		70
10	L.DeHand		46
11	B.Free		85
12	B.Crobbery		0
13	B.Dwyer		0
14	F.Furter		0
15	B.Ding		0
16	B.Ender		0


Time	Person	Description
17 mins	Ben Dover	from a corner
26 mins	Ben Dover	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
33 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a powerful header into the top corner
42 mins	Brice Tagg	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
51 mins	Ben Dover	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
58 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a belter from his own half
67 mins	Chad Terbocks	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
76 mins	Brice Tagg	from a corner
84 mins	Brice Tagg	after ref awarded a penalty
88 mins	Bjorn Free	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
90 mins	Ben Dover	Foul and abusive language
90 mins	Joe Czarfunee	Repeated fouling
90 mins	Artie Choke	A mild concussion

Match Report

kickass nastyboyz were very good value for this 9 - 1 massacre. At times it looked like they were the only team on the pitch. Unlike Real Elstree who couldn't even manage to play with themselves.
The Tory Party look more organised than this lot. Real Elstree manager Tom Millson is lucky to still have a job after today's effort.
Where did Real Elstree get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
Don't ask Real Elstree's midfield to cross their fingers, after todays display they'd cross them into the car park.
kickass nastyboyz's mister cee experiment with the 3 4 3 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"Plain and simple, we were the victim of his own downfall," insisted Real Elstree manager Tom Millson. "We pressed the self destruct button ourselves."
A fluke goalfest or a sign of future intention? Whatever, kickass nastyboyz will go all the way if they can keep up this sort of form.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Snowy

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