Match Report

	(4) 9	-	(0) 0
The Seg				Dragoon
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Renee Sance 9, 50 Justin Case 17, 75 Dan Geruss 33, 42, 67, 83 (pen) Stu Pitt 58

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 1 3 1 1
55	Possession	45
17	Shots	11
10	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	O.Whackew		89
2	B.Dwyer		79
3	J.Frayed		87
4	A.Thetires		89
5	O.Whackew		57
6	J.Case	(52)	88
7	S.Cola		80
8	S.Pitt		47
9	R.Sance		88
10	L.Lyde		46
11	D.Geruss		92
12	R.Banks		0
13	J.Credible		0
14	X.Money		0
15	B.Frapples		0
16	A.Sapple		0

1	S.Night		78
2	M.Absent		65
3	H.First		72
4	X.Money		71
5	R.Sance	(59)	44
6	B.Cherry		66
7	D.Tater		72
8	L.Sirr		64
9	J.Credible		44
10	B.Dwyer		66
11	S.Cola		46
12	J.Case		0
13	R.Cranium		0
14	A.Birthday		0
15	R.Meeblind		0
16	K.Opener		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Renee Sance	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
17 mins	Justin Case	with a belter from the halfway line
26 mins	Stu Pitt	blasted a penalty into row z
33 mins	Dan Geruss	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
42 mins	Dan Geruss	with a belter from the halfway line
50 mins	Renee Sance	with a thunderous shot from distance
52 mins	Justin Case	Repeated fouling
58 mins	Stu Pitt	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
59 mins	Renee Sance	Foul and abusive language
67 mins	Dan Geruss	with the bumcheek of God
75 mins	Justin Case	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
83 mins	Dan Geruss	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

It became clear early on that The Seg shouldn't even be on the same pitch as Dragoon. The 9 - 0 scoreline suggests they weren't actually on the same pitch.
Free kicks is clearly an area that needs work in training. Unfortunately for Frankie Merrick so are the team's other five areas.
Dragoon's Ken Opener made a non-appearance after his mum and dad insisted he went on holiday to Bridlington with them. He was so embarrassed he just went without telling anyone.
With 10 other players on the field it's hard to credit that one man can lose a game on his own. Dragoon's keeper is turning losing matches for his side into an art form.
This was mission impossible for Dragoon, especially as their defence refused to accept any challenges that came their way.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Dragoon manager Frankie Merrick does. But 4 1 3 1 1 is not the best shape for them.
"It was the manner of the defeat that disappointed me," claimed losing manger Frankie Merrick. "But winning all the time is not necessarily good for the team. I think the he way forwards for us is backwards."
Losing 9 - 0 has to be a low point for Dragoon. Maybe it'll act as a wake-up call. Judging by this performance though they're very heavy sleepers.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Normal

Soft Pitch