Match Report

	(6) 12	-	(0) 1
Tunneltiger				kickass nastyboyz
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Abe Rudder 7, 59 Buster Cherry 14 (og) Xavier Breath 21 (pen), 36, 44 (pen), 52 Dick Tater 29, 67, 74 (pen), 82 Buster Cherry 90		Bowen Arrow 74 (pen)

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
69	Possession	31
23	Shots	8
7	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	2
1	Red Cards	0
10	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	T.Urchips	(45)	69
2	H.Mungous		88
3	D.Pipes		86
4	B.Cherry		88
5	L.Sirr		85
6	S.Manilla	(42,88)	81
7	V.Crow		89
8	E.Roids		87
9	D.Tater		92
10	X.Breath	(58)	58
11	A.Rudder		80
12	J.King	(58)	62
13	L.Lyde		0
14	R.Meeblind		0
15	W.Piece		0
16	R.Kleiner	(45)	87

1	B.Arrow		83
2	F.Furter		71
3	H.Annsaw	(58)	73
4	A.Luminum	(42)	48
5	X.Breath		46
6	B.Cherry		56
7	A.Choke		81
8	H.First		82
9	C.Needzit		64
10	B.Tagg		73
11	M.Rohsopht		43
12	H.Fire		0
13	P.Zaria		0
14	H.Annsaw		0
15	B.Dover		0
16	K.Dewitt		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Tunneltiger	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
7 mins	Abe Rudder	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
14 mins	Buster Cherry	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
21 mins	Xavier Breath	after ref awarded a penalty
29 mins	Dick Tater	with a powerful header into the top corner
36 mins	Xavier Breath	with a belter from his own half
42 mins	Sam Manilla	Foul and abusive language
42 mins	Al Luminum	Foul and abusive language
44 mins	Xavier Breath	after ref awarded a penalty
52 mins	Xavier Breath	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
58 mins	Huang Annsaw	Being drunk
58 mins	Xavier Breath	A broken arm
59 mins	Abe Rudder	with a strike from the left wing
67 mins	Dick Tater	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
74 mins	Dick Tater	after ref awarded a penalty
74 mins	Bowen Arrow	after ref awarded a penalty
82 mins	Dick Tater	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
88 mins	Sam Manilla	Fighting with fans
90 mins	Buster Cherry	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs

Match Report

kickass nastyboyz will just want to go home and forget this astonishing 12 - 1 thumping at the hands of Tunneltiger. Maybe they should have just stayed at home in the first place.
mister cee would have as much luck training this sad bunch as he would training a dog to speak Spanish. But working on their Weights doesn't seem the right place to start.
kickass nastyboyz's possession game was so bad they'd fair better if they turned the pitch into a giant pinball machine.
kickass nastyboyz could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone.
At every opportunity Tunneltiger's midfield passed. If this was their passing exam, they'd have passed.
Sam Manilla and Al Luminum had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
Most of kickass nastyboyz clearly thought 2 3 2 1 2 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
Unless kickass nastyboyz buck their ideas up this isn't going to be their season. It's never too late to put a run together.
When it comes to dreamland, Tunneltiger were certainly in it here. But football is a funny old game. They should enjoy it while they can.

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