Match Report

	(5) 9	-	(1) 2
Dragoon				kickass nastyboyz
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Barb Dwyer 9, 24, 50, 75 Kenny Dewitt 17 Robin Meeblind 33, 41, 59 Herbie Voor 84		Chad Terbocks 17 Lou Sirr 65

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
51	Possession	49
15	Shots	14
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	S.Night		77
2	H.First		84
3	K.Dewitt		80
4	X.Money		85
5	M.Absent		64
6	D.Tater		64
7	B.Cherry	(90)	66
8	H.Voor		79
9	J.Credible		44
10	B.Dwyer		83
11	R.Meeblind		89
12	L.Sirr		0
13	J.Case		0
14	A.Birthday		0
15	L.Stooth		0
16	R.Sance		0

1	B.Arrow	62
2	F.Furter	70
3	B.Cherry	72
4	K.Dewitt	59
5	X.Breath	46
6	L.Sirr	79
7	A.Choke	81
8	C.Needzit	78
9	B.Dover	65
10	C.Terbocks	62
11	H.First	0
12	H.Fire	0
13	A.Luminum	0
14	P.Zaria	0
15	K.Opener	0
16	H.Annsaw	0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Barb Dwyer	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
17 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
17 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a spectacular bicycle kick
24 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a great solo effort
33 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a thunderous shot from distance
41 mins	Robin Meeblind	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
48 mins	Bowen Arrow	scuffed a penalty
50 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a dink right on the goal line
59 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a strike from the left wing
65 mins	Lou Sirr	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
67 mins	Samson Night	blasted a penalty into row z
75 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a strike from the left wing
81 mins	Bowen Arrow	blasted a penalty into row z
84 mins	Herbie Voor	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
90 mins	Buster Cherry	Repeated diving

Match Report

kickass nastyboyz put up a woeful display which led to a not unsurprising 9 - 2 whopping from Dragoon. Their shame only increased as their own manager laughed them off the pitch.
mister cee would have as much luck training this sad bunch as he would training a dog to speak Spanish. But working on their Defence doesn't seem the right place to start.
Hugo First must feel shame-faced that he missed today's thumping because of a dodgy curry.
kickass nastyboyz's keeper Bowen Arrow is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
The Dragoon defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
There are less suitable formations for Dragoon's squad than 4 4 2, but Frankie Merrick would be advised to ignore those too.
"If it wasn't for their goals, we would have won this one," moaned kickass nastyboyz manager mister cee. "I'm in the results business, and this was a bad day at the office."
A quick maths lesson is probably now in order for kickass nastyboyz. How many points will they need to win to avoid facing the drop?

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

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